For you, a thousand times over

i'm terrified of adulthood

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[is-the-primate-vid-cute]

A pygmy marmoset sitting on a bunch of green bananas.

[coughloop]

Fact is we all want what she has

[creep-u]

girl i am not looking at your tits i prommy i just hate eye contact

[brucebocchi]

"my eyes are up here" believe me, i know

[neil-gaiman]

What's the most important thing in a cat's life? I'm asking to my cat, but she answer with "meow".

Why don't you believe her?

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

"You ever wonder what it would be like if you could be a chair? I do."

[sentient-cloud]

It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

[kurulover]

[spiderywigglerodstuff]

Average cube behavior

[chongoblog]

should I blast him…?!

I need more context before answering such a heavy question

What crimes has he committed?

[jame7t]

A little bit stinky

[chongoblog]

Fire At Will

[matchasartcha]

when cat does leg thing

[toastbutteregg]

[random-jot]

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

[meowtalhead]

[flyingiseasy-landingnotsomuch]

[solarsyrup]

heard that the queen is spending some time upstate on this big farm with other queens, where she's got lots of room to run around and play

[0kkvlt]

The longer things go without news, the funnier this is

[grimelords]

life in the old days was just whatever

[fallingmaddlyinlove]

Me starting over a daydream scene because I thought about it for too long

[fuks]

[cuntanadien]

Is she ok?

[zamosvelour-blog]

yeah but she died 

[memewhore]

[kirbycowboy]

I’m a boot licker in the sense that I’d fuck a cowboy