The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.
Youâve been pranked by a teen hooligan.
Youâve been pranked by,
Youâve been sticked by,
A teen hooligan
that is a delightful hooligan I hope you are now friends
KIROKAZE

if i look back, i am lost
The Bright Sessions
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shark vs the universe
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almost home

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Origami Around
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The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.
Youâve been pranked by a teen hooligan.
Youâve been pranked by,
Youâve been sticked by,
A teen hooligan
that is a delightful hooligan I hope you are now friends
Queer Horror Fiction Podcast Recs
Today, I want, as always, to remind everyone that weâre crowdfunding for the first season of Before The Tone.
But I would also like to recommend some other queer horror podcasts I enjoy!
I am defining queer horror as horror fiction with at least one queer character in the main cast.
- Jar Of Rebuke - Midwestern horror with a protagonist I adore, Dr. Jared Hel, who can regenerate after dying,
- Hello From The Hallowoods - Comforting apocalyptic horror coming to you via broadcast in dreams from your loyal host, Nikignik.
- The Sheridan Tapes - Mystery with supernatural elements. What would you do to save yourself? What would you give to save yourself? Who would you give to save yourself?
- Duggan Hill - An attempt to find her missing ex-girlfriend leads to more horror than could have been imagined.
- Modes Of Thought In Anterran Literature - This is a college lecture on Anterra, the oldest human civilization to have maybe never existed.
- Haunted House Flippers - Comedy horror! Tom and Janet move into an incredibly haunted house and Tom podcasts about it! Every character is a delight, from Janet and her mattress machete to the ever-suspicious Lee to Cilantro the undead cat!
(But do listen through âThe Tour Guideâ because Janet IS wonderful given time.)
- The Antique Shop - More supernatural fiction than horror with an aroace protag. Maya has just begun work at the increasingly strange and fate-tied Madamâs Antique Shop.
- WOE.BEGONE - A gruesome game with a wonderfully unreliable narrator and increasing numbers of Mikes.
Go listen to all of them if youâre at all a fan of queer horror.
And if you are, you may also enjoy Before The Tone, so help us out by supporting the Indiegogo for campaign-exclusive stickers, writing, artwork, & more.
Less than 3 weeks remain to raise $5,700!
Picks him up like a stray cat
Things I Wouldâve Liked to See in Doctor Strange: Multiverse of Madness
A list of ideas, in no particular order
*SPOILERS FOR MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS*
1. Give Benedict Cumberbatch a Monologue to Act with (bonus points if itâs about the million bad endings he had to sort through to find the Endgame option): Instead of a short convo in the benches, have the doctor who got dusted come up to Stephen at the afterparty of the wedding. In fact, have several people ask for his autograph or talk to him like heâs a celebrity beforehand, casually questioning him about the biggest call he made with the fate of the universe. When the past colleague questions the validity of his choice, maybe Stephen gets fed up, and the conversation goes something like this:
Doctor Colleague: What if youâd done [ Â Â ] beforeâ Stephen: Nope, wouldnât have worked, [ Â Â ] and [ Â Â ] goes off too soon, shit gets blown up, everyone dies, try againâ Doctor Colleague: Then what if youâd [ Â Â ]â Stephen: Again, no, [ Â Â ] and [ Â Â ] means [ Â Â Â Â Â ], everyone dies! Doctor Colleague: But what ifâ Stephen: No, no, it doesnât work! I looked through a million other choices we couldâve made, and we lost every single time. You think I made that call based on, what, personal preference? I saw the universe die more times than you can fathom, I saw galaxies crumble, why does everyone thinkâ My opinion had no sway in the decision I made. I made the only choice I was supposed to. (etc.)
2. Show at least one way Stephenâs disability impacts his daily life: Maybe his hands shake too much to steadily hold a glass. Maybe he canât get a key in the lock at the first try. Itâs either his hands or his magic, and Stephen chose magic. Show us the consequences.
3. I feel like the scariest villain shouldâve been an Alternate Strange: We can keep the creepy chase scenes and all the emotional scenes with Wanda, Elizabeth Olsenâs performance was phenomenal and I love her. But everyone was talking about how Stephen has the potential for great evil. I feel like we shouldâve gotten payoff on that.
4. At least One Alternate Christine should die in front of Stephen: I loved what they did in What If (tv series), we shouldâve gotten to see Stephenâs grief on live-action too. Especially since it creates a direct parallel between him and Wanda. (They each only have the one love interest over countless timelines, yet they still canât hold onto them, huh. Cruel fate.)
5. Elaborate on the Scarlet Witch Prophecy Thing: We needed a set-up of the prophecy in the movie before the actual reveal of the temple.
6. Wanda destroys the Big Bad Strangeâs universe (fulfilling the Prophecyâno one said anything about which universe) and seals the both of them in eternal combat: This feels like a better idea than what happened in the movie. Also itâs a cool parallel with an Alternate Stephen from the What If series.
7. More dreams about Alternate Stephens Fucking Up: Stephen shouldâve just been constantly dreaming about instances where he makes the wrong choice and destroys the world. Drill it into his head that if he strays from the path, the world is done for.
8. Let Stephen complain about how apparently the only path for him is the straight and narrow one: If divergence from the Path guarantees certain destruction of the world by his own hand, how much freedom does he truly have? Show us whatâs so special about this superhero who sees everything that could go wrong with him every night he dreams, then wakes up to not do those things. Heâs tempted, heâs afraid, and he Chooses not to do wrong.
9. Put more focus on Stephen giving Wanda a Second Chance: If he fucks up, it spells the end of universes, so he Canât fuck up; he has that pressure on him. But Wandaâs fuck-ups donât automatically destroy universes. Wandaâs fuck-ups can be recovered from. Let Stephen give Wanda what he will never be able to have across so many thousands of timelines: a second chance after a grief-stricken fuck-up. Trust her to help him fight the Big Bad Evil Strange.
10. Let Stephen snark and whine about his difficult life and still unfailingly do the Right Thing: We must remember that he is a smartass. Maybe he still gets jealous of practicing surgeons. Maybe he gives life-saving advice to doctors of alternate dimensions who are trying to save an Alternate Christine, wishing he could do the operation himself. Let him complain about how everyone is hounding him about Turning Evil all the time. He rolls with the punches, accepts the madness that his life has become and the hard choices that are asked of him, but he can still complain about them all the way.
(Iâm just choosing to focus on the two main characters here. I think a lot of the side characters deserved to be written better, but elaborating on that would make this post really long.)
TL;DR:Â Stephen and Wanda are characters with so much potential. Theyâve got backstory, theyâre morally complex, theyâre uber-powerful and nigh impossible to keep in check. The only one that can stop them is themselves, apparently. Isnât that interesting? Morality, power, corruption, accountability, grief, and sacrifice. When youâre faced with the physical manifestation of your choices, right or wrong, how do you grapple with the consequences?
MOON KNIGHT + Jake Lockley hints âł requested by @petersthree
Ok, my post about creating a Horizon Forbidden West cookbook has gotten pretty popular pretty fast đ
It isnât completely finished yet, but I have three recipes from each tribe so from the sky, lowland and desert tenakth, the Utaru, Oseram and the Carja! Below will be the front cover image I made, the index of recipes I currently have and a few recipes to share!
Let me know if there are any recipes you would like to see!!
Also, happy birthday Aloy!!!!!
Iâll try to share more recipes over the next few weeks while I work on the last of the recipes needed!
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Repetition
Thessia is the worst moment in any single video game Iâve ever played
Asari: oh no weâre being overrun by reapers
Shepard: I got this (biotic charge/nova/incendiary ammo shotguns all the reapers to death in 15 seconds)
Garrus: (instakills everyone Shepard didnât get with god mode build)
Liara: oh no weâre losing terribly!
Shepard: (is somehow more powerful than all the reaper forces combined) (this is on insanity btw)
Reaper forces: (lying there dead)
Shepard: you were saying?
Liara: WELL MAYBE NEXT TIME THE ALLIANCE COULD SPRING FOR AIR SUPPORT
Asari during Earthâs invasion: (silence)
Asari during Palavenâs invasion: (silence)
Liara: oh no this is the worst thing to ever happen to me! i canât kill other asari!
Shepard and Garrus standing on a pile of dead husks/marauders: what
Asari: weâll fight them off in a suicidal attack as you get to the temple!
Shepard: (biotic charge/nova/shotgun/pile of dead reapers) fight who off?
Liara: (throwing all the dead reapers out of the way) we finally made it to the temple! that was a hard fight where we all almost died!
Shepard: oh hey look the asari were hiding a prothean beacon in this goddess statue
Liara: NO THATâS NOT TRUE THATâS IMPOSSIBLE
Shepard: yeah it looks like the asari were hiding all this technology in order to be the most advanced race in the galaxy
Liara: NO THEREâS GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY THE ASARI ARE FLAWLESS
Shepard: hey beacon tell me how to beat these reapers
Beacon: i sense bitch ass presense
Kai Leng: Shepard, while you were out partying, I studied the blade. While you were having sex with aliens, I mastered the blockchain.
Kai Leng: (is defeated in literally the easiest boss battle in the entire series. iâm not even exaggerating when i say he started the fight by recharging his shields because garrus was so fast. the entire time he wasnât hiding and recharging he was getting his ass beat and the entire fight literally took less than a minute.)
Kai Leng: Youâre too slow, Shepard. Nothing personnel kid.
Shepard: (loses all their powers due to a cutscene)
Shepard: (is all of a sudden unable to destroy a gunship despite destroying several in me2)
Thessia: (falls)
Asari: Shepard you idiot, you weakling, you failed to save us, the most important race in the galaxy
Shepard: ugh, itâs all my fault, iâm so upset about a planet iâve literally never been to, iâm even more upset about this than losing earth.
Liara: how could you do this to me Shepard
The entire Normandy: Shepard go apologize to Liara and make her feel better
Shepard: iâm so sorry Liara my queen, youâre more important to me than my actual LI, the entire world is gonna stop and comfort you now
To be clear I don't hate Liara but JFC, just got to this point in the remaster and it's so cringe-y. Just....
Humans, at this point, have been captured and forcibly turned into husks for 2.5+ years at this point (or longer, how long have the Collectors been collecting humans?). I don't know that we get a super clear timeline for ME3, but I assume Earth and Palaven have been under seige for weeks if not months at this point -- with several million killed in the first few days of the invasion per planet. Turn that into a siege and we can assume hundreds of thousands killed and/or turned into their respective husks per day.
The Alliance can spring for air support... for a government that repeatedly said they would not assist and closed their borders? Ignored the unprecedented alliances, deals, and sharing of the load between species? The Alliance who has been keeping said invasion and siege off your doorstep for weeks and months?
We've been mowing down thousands of husks that were regular people once... not a peep... but it's suddenly unacceptable now that it's your people?
Shepard is suddenly nerfed in a fight with an enemy she would have zero problem taking out? To... what exactly? For the drama?
I do see a lot of discourse about how she's very young, not a solider, etc... which I get. But she's the Shadow Broker. She literally has comments to the effect of "give me 2 minutes and I could start a war" -- that is a ton of potential blood on her hands even if she is in her base and moving the pieces but not actually pulling the trigger. Just, the naivete. Fuck.
Lainey Molnar
My favorite thing about this is that the âtraditionalâ woman isnât always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.
Just wish some of the women were plus size..
I really love how much Laineyâs art and positivity is bringing people joy and I really hope youâre checking out her insta, itâs full of so many more
It got better
Okay I havenât reblogged this addition
These are thought-provoking posts.
Source
Still can't get over this incredible masterpiece of a poster created by a Japanese artist on Pixiv named Ag+
The original image had a resolution of 1216 Ă 6650. Too bad Tumblr won't let me upload it in the highest resolution; if anyone knows a workaround, let me know!
There exists another version of 3588x19632 quality. The 1200px one is an original copy, and the 3588px one is something that someone enlarged and ran through photoshop filters to minimize quality loss. I don't have a source of who I got it from, but the quality is actually pretty nice for printing considering they made it thrice as large. Both these versions are now available as a 50mb zipped file on MediaFire. You can download them here.
In case the MediaFire link gets taken down in the future, notify me in the comments or shoot me a DM and I will fix it immediately.
List of LoZ characters in this poster
Source
Row 1:
Farore (Oracle of Ages/Oracle of Seasons)
Nayru (Oracle of Ages)
Din (Oracle of Seasons)
Row 2:
Rauru w/ Kaepora Gaebora (Ocarina of Time)
Impa (Ocarina of Time)
Saria (Ocarina of Time)
King of Hyrule (Zelda series)
Nabooru (Ocarina of Time)
Ruto (Ocarina of Time)
Darunia (Ocarina of Time)
Row 3:
Link (Zelda series)
Zelda (Zelda series)
Ganondorf (Zelda series)
Row 4:
Wind Fish (Linkâs Awakening)
Great Fairy w/ Fairy Queen (The Wind Waker)
Great Fairy (Twilight Princess)
Fi (Skyward Sword)
Ciela (Phantom Hourglass)
Navi (Ocarina of Time)
Tatl (Majoraâs Mask)
Tael (Majoraâs Mask)
Great Fairy (Ocarina of Time)
Valoo (The Wind Waker)
Row 5:
Great Deku Tree w/ little Deku tree (Ocarina of Time)
Fado (The Wind Waker)
Makar (The Wind Waker)
Medli (The Wind Waker)
Laruto (The Wind Waker)
Jabun (The Wind Waker)
Row 6:
Renado (Twilight Princess)
Rusl (Twilight Princess)
Ashei (Twilight Princess)
Shad (Twilight Princess)
Auru (Twilight Princess)
Tarin (Linkâs Awakening)
Marin (Linkâs Awakening)
Ilia w/ Epona (Twilight Princess)
Talon (Ocarina of Time)
Ingo (Ocarina of Time)
Row 7:
Anju (Majoraâs Mask)
Kafei (Majoraâs Mask)
Linebeck (Phantom Hourglass)
Aryll (The Wind Waker)
Gonzo (The Wind Waker)
Senza (The Wind Waker)
Nudge (The Wind Waker)
Row 7.2:
Tingle (Majoraâs Mask)
Romani and Cremia (Majoraâs Mask)
Niko (The Wind Waker)
Mako (The Wind Waker)
Zuko (The Wind Waker)
Linkâs Grandma (The Wind Waker)
Row 8:
Tijo (Majoraâs Mask)
Toto (Majoraâs Mask)
Evan (Majoraâs Mask)
Lulu (Majoraâs Mask)
Ralph (Oracle of Ages)
Maple (Oracle of Ages, Oracle of Seasons)
Darmani the Third (Majoraâs Mask)
Row 9:
Japas (Majoraâs Mask)
Mikau (Majoraâs Mask)
Skull Kid (Ocarina of Time)
Mido (Ocarina of Time)
Deku Royal Family (Majoraâs Mask)
Goron Elder w/ Goron Baby (Majoraâs Mask)
Row 10:
The King of Red Lions (The Wind Waker)
Byrne (Spirit Tracks)
Anjean (Spirit Tracks)
Midna (Twilight Princess)
Oshus (Phantom Hourglass)
Sahasrahla (A Link to the Past)
Ezlo (The Minish Cap)
Row 11:
Happy Mask Salesman (Majoraâs Mask)
Bellum (Phantom Hourglass)
Row 12:
Veran (Oracle of Ages)
Zant (Twilight Princess)
Aganhim (A Link to the Past)
Vaati (The Minish Cap)
Onox (Oracle of Seasons)
Row 12.2:
Koume (Ocarina of Time)
The Moon (Majoraâs Mask)
Kotake (Ocarina of Time)
Chancellor Cole (Spirit Tracks)
Row 13:
2x Four Giants (Majoraâs Mask)
Moon Children with boss masks (Majoraâs Mask)
2x Four Giants (Majoraâs Mask)
Row 14:
Ganon (Ocarina of Time)
Fierce Deity Link (Majoraâs Mask)
Linkâs Mother (Ocarina of Time)
Heroâs Shade w/ Golden Wolf form (Twilight Princes
three war heroes trying to learn to settle down. thereâs a punchline in there somewhere, sheâs sure.
this is so wild
Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.
Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, youâre just a little kitty kitty!
Both the narrator and the person on the screen are the same person, which makes it even better XD
SOLDIER BOY LOOK REVEAL
NEAT!
when she says she doesnât send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks ObamaÂ
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have found a Legendary Post
ITS HERE
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
SORRY FOR THE VERY PERSONAL COMIC!!
This is my half of âUnhealthyâ, an essay comic double header with the lovely and talented Sarah Winifred Searle. She and I both wrote about our personal experiences as overweight ladies with eating disorders, and her story is breathtaking! You can buy a physical copy of the book here: https://topatoco.com/collections/abby-howard/products/ah-unhealthy
Or buy a digital PDF here:Â https://abbyhoward.itch.io/unhealthy
I absolutely love Abby Howard, and this is such a good comic. Fat acceptance is so fucking important, especially in this society that still believes the lie of counting calories for weight loss. I have a friend who is struggling with a chronic, eventually fatal illness, and she lost weight recently. Because sheâs fat, sheâs being praised for this, when the weight loss is because of her illness. Another friend of ours insisted the weight loss was healthy, and I got into a real argument with her about this. The weight loss is literally because sheâs dying, and you think thatâs good and healthy??? Thatâs the fucking society we live in.
If anyone is struggling with this, I highly recommend the book Brain Over Binge. It was a very important read for me.
Long Post but really worth it.
Please reblog.