do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me
“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.
standalone carbs. solo carbs. shes beautiful and powerful. shes carrying the meal all by herself.

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do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me
“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.
standalone carbs. solo carbs. shes beautiful and powerful. shes carrying the meal all by herself.
the mark of a real actor is if they did theater before they hit it big and continue doing theater after. if they didn’t do theater before, then they are hacks and if they stop doing theater after, then they are dilettantes who lucked out. obviously this applies to all actors ever and there are no exceptions.
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i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.
Captain Picard tries out his new trampoline on the bridge
count dracula? uhhh ok. one
WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us
cmon they just started… give it some time
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#ideal dynamic Louis and Lestat in Interview With the Vampire 3.06
Vote for me and I will make werewolves real
Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality
Bottom scientists as well
teamwork makes the dream work
My full Emet-Selch trading card illustration for @ffgentszine 💜
Leftover zine sales start tomorrow July 24th! ✨️
what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right
DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT
how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?
0-500
501-1,000
1,001-5,000
5,001-10,000
10,001-15,000
15,001-20,000
20,001-25,000
25,001-30,000
30,001-40,000
40,001-50,000
50,001-60,000
> 60,000