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"Batman birthed all his Robin's" but Dick gaslit himself (and othere) into believing it was true to some extent.

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Dick, eight years old, staring a reporter in the eye: What?

Reporter: Rumor has it that Bruce Wayne and Batman have been seen together.

Dick: Well DUH!

Dick: Batman gave birth to me :)

Bruce, choking on his drink in the background:

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mossing-around

You know those posts about one of Bruce’s kids getting kidnapped and him having no idea which kid they have based on the vague descriptions he’s given? Well now I can’t only imagine Bruce getting the dreaded call and immediately pulling out a guess who board filled entirely with his kids. Like

kidnapper: we have one of your children

Bruce: I have so many of those you need to be more specific

kidnapper: the loud and annoying one

Bruce, flipping down Cass and Duke: that does not help as much as you think it does

kidnapper: well he has black hair?

Bruce, flips down Steph: keep going

kidnapper: uhhhh? He’s short?

Bruce, flips down Dick and Jason leaving Tim and Damian: more specific

kidnapper: he’s been condescending and judgmental since we got him

Bruce: yeah they both tend to do that

kidnapper: he keeps throwing around words I don’t understand

Bruce, realizing that Damian and Tim are significantly more similar than he thought: uhh more specific?

kidnapper: more?? look just wore us the mon— WHERE’D HE HIDE A KATANA???

Bruce: ah you have Damian

quackysprouts

apparently tigers are solitary animals who love their personal space. lions are social animals who also love tigers’ personal space

pieklo

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

ennunanaiurov

I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".

And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.

Shang Qinghua is utterly horrified when he snaps out of it and realizes what he's done (somehow??? He doesn't know wtf just happened) and how now everyone is terrified of him except for Mobei-jun who is just looking at him with heart in his eyes lmao

lostinhistory

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

lostinhistory

IT'S REAL

robotlyra

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

ysabelmystic

ITS REAL

grimblo-goblin

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

deadbeatescape

IN CONCEPTION BAY

dieubius

The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀

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Comes with labels

13dna

theres this SUPER fun game you can do at lexcorp which is called getting fired if you ask lex why hes got a baby hanging from his coat

bog-coffee

Guests at a gala notice that Brucie Wayne is surprisingly jacked. Like, a suspicious amount of muscle for a CEO who lives a life of luxury and doesn't do any physical labour. An amount of muscle that goes beyond "works out to stay fit and look good". And when he's asked about this by a gossip columnist guest he panicks (he's running on 2 hours sleep) and says "It's so I can pick up my kids!"

Now everyone is looking at his kids. Cass and Tim are tiny at 5’ 5 and 5' 7. Damian is still a kid and he's also small. Dick is bigger, but picking him up wouldn't require that much muscle. Maybe Duke, who is still growing but looks like he could be about Bruce's height when he's fully grown? Maybe him?

Then Jason officially returns from the dead. And everyone looks at the 6' 4, 260lbs walking double fridge and goes "Ahhh, ok then."

puppygirl-hornyposting2

Casualties afoot as Sony merges Funimation with 2021-acquired Crunchyroll.

reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity

byrdsfly

yeahokayillreblogthat

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

penitentservant

You all mocked me for maintaining a physical library, but I warned that a digital one was no guarantee.

Next they'll start editing and then deleting books they don't like.

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that :[

pookapufferfish

crunchbuttsteak

imnotrevealingmyname

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

official-lucifers-child

the 3st huh?

stormy-nights-are-best

Happy Thirst Of January

saggi-tan

My own Shizun

ladylluan

College AU🏀(Pt.1)

Harry, the popular basketball team captain, notices Draco, the quiet bookworm who values peace above anything else. Draco's world of books and solitude is disrupted when Harry unexpectedly starts paying attention to him.