smiles politely

im oscar of 26 years; he/it; twitter: @oscarsnail // bsky: @oscargot // sheezy: @oscar

[squeakitties]

blasts you with my placebo beam

[snepril]

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

[importantpics]

[segamascott]

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[glittervermin]

[whompthatsucker1981]

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[marinella-ela]

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[canreblogforsher]

@fishyfishyfishtimes

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Absolute perfection

[9238dralle5-deactivated20210924]

“It’s okay Steven, I’m never alone. I fucking love you so much.”

- Girdle, 2004, Steven In The Universe

[dogpuppy]

[bakersfield-row]

[goddessactuality]

[thebreakfastgenie]

Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger

[poopjournalist]