this is no time to get sentimental!

(incredibly loud noise that scares you so bad)

[gay--dog]

walked in on 2 jpegs having sex in my recycle bin

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[sm64mario]

the ask box is open for one ask make it'a count

[sm64mario]

ohhhh i'a start crying and'a sniffling and'a you'a make mario so happyy!!!! ohhh mamma mia you'a so kind to mario

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[despazito]

[internetslug]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

this is how it feels to shoot metal balls at orange and blue and sometimes green and sometimes pink balls

[nflstreet]

[niceinchnails]

Everyone. This is NOT a drill. I have hacked into the backend of [tumblr]. I'll save us all.

[entity56]

"Don't eat all of that sugary food..."

"...You'll gain weight" 🚫

Wrong

Body negative

You need way more calories than a slice of cake to gain even one pound

"...You'll get sick" ✔

Correct

Sugar is good but if you eat too much you get stummy ache :(

Better when eaten in moderation anyway

Prioritizes listening to your body

"...Without me" 👀

Secret third option?

Encourages community

Get sick with someone you love

World's best bonding activity

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[nation40-deactivated20251030]

[junk-thunder]

[citation not needed. no prablem]

[boviboy]

The most sexual thing on this earth is the free online tool

[boviboy]

[whisper-and-tangle]

my awsum new idea for another shadow the hedgehog game

[dreamingnemleria]