this is no time to get sentimental!

(incredibly loud noise that scares you so bad)

[wastrelwoods]

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

[medievaljournalist]

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

[amazoogle]

this is my custom tumblr dashboard

it only shows me posts from 2013 that have zero notes

its my preferred way of viewing the website

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy, can you count to one million?

1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 201 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 No

[crabussy]

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

[fullmoonguidance]

using windows movie destroyer to make youtube soap

[erarg]

Everyones undertale sprites they drew on wplace last year have all swept by a gyre into a heap in the pacific ocean

[evilvillain123456789]

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

[jame7t]

tumblr Mobile apparently has a new processing tab & it turns out I’ve been processing a video for five years

almost done I bet

[elliespectacular]

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

[jame7t]

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

[absyyynth]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[oliviawebsite]

doordashing a scary bug

[oliviawebsite]

Message From Your Dasher: Im sorry my friend but its just to scary 😨

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[hbmmaster]

soda-themed rhythm heaven groove minigames ranked by their depictions of soda:

4. Can Do

the pro-recycling message is worth something, but this is a game defined by its absence of soda. you are crushing empty aluminum cans that may not even have ever contained soda. only barely qualifies as soda-themed

3. Crab Snacks

the soda is out of focus, only briefly on screen, and actively meant as a distraction from the gameplay. I would 100% drink that fruit flavored soft drink though

2. Soda Hop

this one would be the obvious winner, but the soda bottle you play as in this game is, inexplicably, not even a soda bottle. it's an orange juice bottle. why is this game called soda hop

1. A for Effort

SODA

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[enchanteddollar]

A boy transformed into a bird, this is an example of a spell I can do for you.

Message me for my rates. Do not tell people about this, simply contact me if you need a spell.