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[osmanthussoup]

you're all just jealous of my death by osmanthus souo

[osmanthussoup]

you're all just jealous of my exectution by 5 oxen quartering

[parkayquarts]

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

[thecryptkeeper]

[papyrussuggestions-archive]

DON'T ASK YOURSELF "AM I A GOOD PERSON?" ASK YOURSELF "IS WHAT I AM DOING GOOD?" OR EVEN! "WHAT'S A GOOD THING I CAN DO RIGHT NOW?"

DON'T WORRY ABOUT JUDGING AND SORTING YOURSELF! JUST MAKE YOUR BEST CHOICES!!

[tinkerbitch69]

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

[vunderjoy]

they are frequent costars in their respective acts, know this

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[noticesghosts]

What the hell

[noticesghosts]

What is going on

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

[osmanthussoup]

woof

[ex-riddlecats]

does anybody want to see this baffling drawing i did when i was like 8 and i assume just learned what gay people were

[ex-riddlecats]

what the fuck does this mean. the rest of this notebook is homestuck ocs

[ableut-astratanica]

You read Homestuck at 8??

[ex-riddlecats]

no but i did look at the pretty pictures of the characters on pinterest and take "what god tier are you?" personality quizzes

[internal-screaming-into-the-void]

OP, I regret to inform you that you seem to have been drawing a tumblr post in your childhood notebook

[ex-riddlecats]

WHAT

[chuckywucky]

[sunnyvicky]

Image ID:

Image 1: Two childish drawings in a notebook, one of someone going down a slide labelled "heterosexual slide", and another of someone on a playground spring horse labelled "homosexual horsie"

Image 2: A tumblr post reading "i love it when ppl say 'i swing both ways' to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.", theres doodles of the bisexual swing, the pansexual merry-go-round, the heterosexual slide, the homosexual horsie, the asexual sandbox, each of them having some playing on them with a shirt of the respective flag colours.

Image 3: A monologue reading -

"Dave: well shit

Dave: thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving

Dave: but damn if it didnt just get solve so nice work"

End ID

[yeehawpim]

I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me

[may12324]

Dyke Knights ⚔️

[haloge-n]

"Why the hell did you even call it that?"

Stupid idea I had. I need to draw more Knight Dess too, I think she's really cool.

[zemathememequeen]

Now that the lead dev of silksong has publicly come out, I can share this funny story.

So, back in october I was at a monthly trans meetup just chatting with the other women there. We were talking about how all the best games are made by transfems, and I made the joke that someone from team cherry needs to transition. One of the other women cackled at my joke. At the time I didn't think anything of it.

Fast forward one month. The person who cackled at my joke brought a friend with her this time. I was chatting with this new girl for a while, getting to know her, as you do.

After like an hour of chatting, the conversation turns to silksong and team cherry. I casually say "My impression of team cherry is that they're all really chill dudes," and I swear to fucking god the girl next to me says, "Yeah, we are."

Cue me being absolutely dumbfounded. I actually couldn't believe that my offhand joke from a month ago was real.

Anyway that's how I met the lead developer of silksong.

[px41]

It's june

[randomsufff]

This is canon and definitely happened. Trust, Tobias Fox told me himself.

I fear I’ve become a Blellow addict- they’ve infected my brain and they’re making me draw them

(Also happy ending for them- Yellow will not rot in jail eternal-style dw)

[aquapede]

what if kris had expressions from darkners of dark worlds they opened....

[lara-cherriinie]

i like the idea of the fun gang getting new outfits each chapter to match the theme :]