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usadapekora

ekrixart

first couple's argument

a-titty-ninja

calladraws101

Mutual understanding

writtenroses1813

I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…

Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?

what-even-is-thiss

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

what-even-is-thiss

No it’s not a pet but it does eat light. Which is pretty easy to acquire all things considered. Just shine a lamp on it.

Again, do not open the jar.

what-even-is-thiss

What does it weigh? Only about ten pounds. It’s like carrying around a cat. In fact, a cat may have turned inside out on itself to make it. Or maybe it was a small dog or a raccoon, I’m not sure.

In any case, seriously, do not open the jar.

medlabmech

*opens the jar*

what-even-is-thiss

*you immediately fall over due to going through all stages of every type of cancer in 2 seconds*

*closes the jar*

They never listen.

sassyphantomkoala

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

what-even-is-thiss

I don’t open the jar.

what-even-is-thiss

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

alnaperera

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

what-even-is-thiss

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

i-dont-know-how-to-exist

i made fanart of the tiny black hole in a jar

what-even-is-thiss

I love this thank you

vaporwavesimulator

any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this

lazypoststhings

vaporwavesimulator

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

invenblocker

Wow, do you really have to do that to them?

fiollaigean

satan-offical

I do not "queue", I do not "take time" or "think about" my posts. What ever comes into my mind at that very moment will go on my page and if the internet doesn't like it I delete it

chongoblog

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

ampersketch-art

Hey,

chongoblog

Don’t say anything

thickness-protection-program

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

thickness-protection-program

"you're a monster if you can't reblog." Well rawr girl rawr 🧟‍♂️

moringmark

confessionsdiaz

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

thetreyceratops

Probably the funniest moment in the entire show so far. This moment had me laughing for like a minute straight. The pathetic explosion really makes it

runawaymarbles

Hey. Look at me. Please leave yourself a note somewhere you'll see it later that says "it is going to take years if not decades to get the United States government to the level of functionality it had in November of 2024." If we elect a democrat in 2028, we are not going to be up and running by 2032.

Please make sure you have a reminder in your phone reminding you to not look at 2028/32/36 Democratic candidates and say "why are they not promising/delivering Cool Shit?" because you are going to understand that to get Cool Shit we must have competent people running a decently funded government, and we are not going to have that.

We are not getting UBI. We are not getting single payer healthcare. We are not getting free college or free preschool. We are not redistributing wealth on a large scale. We are not getting free internet. We are not getting ranked choice voting.

If we are lucky, we are going to get an IRS that can collect taxes, qualified schoolteachers, research grants, Social Security, and a government that thinks maybe it should be a priority for people around the worlds to not have AIDS, malaria or TB.

runawaymarbles

To be clear, I don't mean we should forget or take our eyes off the ultimate long-term goals of getting Cool Shit, but to get there, we're gonna have to support things like "half-measures" and "small steps" and "not tearing down people who won't get us all the way there" and "understanding that they are starting from the basement basically because every government institution is being decimated"

aquawyrm

Yeah. Don't refuse to vote for someone who isn't going to get you where you want to be as fast as you want to be there - vote for someone who's going to bail just a bit faster then we're sinking, and we'll get there someday.