happy camper

23 she/her females may bob their heads slowly to acknowledge the presence of another dragon.

[yourneighbortoasty]

genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership

[firem4ge]

It’s funny reading about communists because it’ll just tell you exactly what is going on right now and it was written a century ago, but reading capitalists from last month will have you believing things which will never occur.

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

fitgirl wherever you are i hope you know i would die for you

[girlballs-archive]

don't fucking draw her with a strapon. give her an honest flesh-and-blood penis like real women have

[girlballs-archive]

"here's my art of samus aran with a big purple strapon" first of all samus doesn't top. second of all she has a small Real penis

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[parkayquarts]

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

[parkayquarts]

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

[parkayquarts]

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

[ros-sauce]

Eating the most constructed breakfast burrito of all time rn

[cadaverkeys]

I die and watch my life repeat in front of me on a big screen in heaven. I correctly identify themes of rebirth and struggle. I ask Saint Peter. "Is that all there is? My life was just a collection of motifs and themes?" He solemnly switches the screen to a placard with his little tedtalk remote thing

[nanoraydx]

[dragongirlsweetie]

the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons

[gumi-megpoidd]

i think about this tweet constantly. i say zero out of ___ all the time

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[cyan-concrete]

SO I HAD A WEAPON WITH LOOTING 9000+ AND NEARLY TOOK DOWN THE SERVER

[oscilite]

I thought this was a slab of ground beef superimposed into minecraft

[milf--adjacent]

It looks to be a 92/8 blend which would be perfect for flavored hamburgers or maybe a nice kefta.

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball