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lame nerd 23 | he/him | 🏳️‍🌈

[algorithmist]

one of my favorite posts of all time is the "o the pelican" one. genuinely a modern classic imo deserves to be in a museum

[algorithmist]

a great literary work

[gingik]

[valenalentine]

[margindoodles2407]

🎸🎸🎸

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[ashmindpalace]

average first sentence of a math wikipedia page:

A snorkle basis is a particular sort of set that has some properties and is generally "nice" (in a rigorous sense) and can do many things and is very practical.

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[spaghettiwoman46]

Ugh they are always doing this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Little freaks

[maskdoll]

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

management trying to hire and retain employees

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭