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lame nerd 23 | he/him | 🏳️‍🌈

[algorithmist]

one of my favorite posts of all time is the "o the pelican" one. genuinely a modern classic imo deserves to be in a museum

[algorithmist]

a great literary work

[parakeet]

who's doing this

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[feldfrog]

Who would win in a race? A tortoise, or a second even slower, even steadier tortoise?

[trentreznorsbutthole]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[dragon-in-a-fez]

am I doing this right

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[flaskrobonoid]

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

[xinakwans]

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[feldfrog]

I cheat at the casino by secretly not having an attachment to material wealth

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[gh0st-patr0l]

Wrestlers ar WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

POST CANCELLED. THE GOLF COURSE ACROSS THE STREET BLEW UP

[gh0st-patr0l]

HELLO????

[puppybeargf]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[mysterypuppys]

taking classes for the major you chose in order to get the degree you need for the career you want

[muppetshow2026]

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.