Think about your punching

[18+ VTM RP blog] Etienne, he/him, warrior Setite. Go Habs!

[otherworldlyserpent]

OOC rules/about

**MINORS DNI, seriously, children will be blocked, go away** Follows/interacts from @stygianbluetentacles

1. None of my characters reflect the real me, don't assume their actions and mine are a 1:1 match. 2. Don't BE a bigot IRL, if you're playing as a TERF/Nazi/etc as well I'm just gonna block anyway. On the subject of kids: NO. No interaction with child characters, no kidfic, no de-aging plots, no pregnancy. On the subject of shipping: Maybe. Multi-ship, single-verse, but he IS gay, so please be normal about that. On the subject of PVP: Please no, if we don't know each other don't just lead with hostility and cattiness, I'm too old for schoolkid behaviour. He won't be interacting with characters that are inherently hostile to vampires nor if the only thing you lead with is PVP. Please do not tag in hate memes about any clan, in general. Other stuff: Please, please don't bring in SA references ever. I don't want to discuss things like that on RP blogs because this is not the venue.

[memerepositorygt]

Data Leak!!

( vaguely ) inspired by Mass Effect 2′s shadow broker dossiers My muse’s data has been compromised! Send a symbol to discover:

💬 - A private correspondence

📝 - A private record ( Ex. Criminal, Medical, etc… )

🎤 - An audio transcript from a recording

🌐 - Their most frequently visited websites

🔎 - Their last 3 search terms

🛒 - Their last 3 purchases

🎥 - The last 3 movies/tv shows they watched

🎮 - The last 3 games they played

❌ - A piece of information that could be considered blackmail material

Specify muse for multimuses!

[otherworldlyserpent]

@spider-at-law I need to sue some idiots.

[spider-at-law]

okay which ones?

[otherworldlyserpent]

The pizza idiots. All of them. They are causing problems for the snake rescue!

Firstly, they cut down an oak tree outside. Secondly, they drove into a sign. Thirdly, they stole merch.

[spider-at-law]

... ah them umm... don't get caught? have fun? superglue's on sale at home depot right now.

[otherworldlyserpent]

I'll make sure the right person knows about that.

[otherworldlyserpent]

@spider-at-law I need to sue some idiots.

[spider-at-law]

okay which ones?

[otherworldlyserpent]

The pizza idiots. All of them. They are causing problems for the snake rescue!

Firstly, they cut down an oak tree outside. Secondly, they drove into a sign. Thirdly, they stole merch.

[otherworldlyserpent]

@spider-at-law I need to sue some idiots.

[soffecoeur]

I'm going to need this for work

[talonmercutio]

The club I died in is luxury apartments now which is kinda sad :(

[otherworldlyserpent]

That's a shame. The one where I did has been turned into a mob accountant office.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[otherworldlyserpent]

Virgin's fucking piss stick! Stink bombs now, what are they, twelve? OH and they're now all trying to sue one another with nuisance lawsuits and bothering ME about it.

@spider-at-law I don't know. I'm going to do something about it.

[spider-at-law]

Yes, and this conversation never happened.

[otherworldlyserpent]

You know nothing.

[otherworldlyserpent]

Virgin's fucking piss stick! Stink bombs now, what are they, twelve? OH and they're now all trying to sue one another with nuisance lawsuits and bothering ME about it.

@spider-at-law I don't know. I'm going to do something about it.

[spider-at-law]

Oh, wonderful, they've graduated to *arson*

[otherworldlyserpent]

Are you going to visit these idiots, or am I going to smack them again?

[spider-at-law]

Smacking won't stop them, they've been like this since birth. I have no idea why somebody thought they should work together on this.

[otherworldlyserpent]

You could put the fear into them!

[spider-at-law]

Oh, wonderful, they've graduated to *arson*

[otherworldlyserpent]

Are you going to visit these idiots, or am I going to smack them again?

[otherworldlyserpent]

I'm just going to be at home watching hockey with the boys and the cats. I consider my job done for tonight.

[spider-at-law]

Why is there a guy in a hockey jersey terrorising me?! -another pizza idiot

Might have something to do with you using rat meat to bulk up the ground beef.

[otherworldlyserpent]

I'll get on it. I was able to take personal items away.

[spider-at-law]

Why is there a guy in a hockey jersey terrorising me?! -another pizza idiot

Might have something to do with you using rat meat to bulk up the ground beef.

[otherworldlyserpent]

None of the human ghouls will buy from these guys again. I was afraid we had plague bearers! It's just these three!

[spider-at-law]

Yeah, they keep dominating the health code guy, and I'm 99% dute that Arduino is putting something illicit in his sauces. Hence people coming back despite the... questionable quality.

[otherworldlyserpent]

I think I'm gonna hire a Tremere to block that type of discipline use.

[spider-at-law]

Why is there a guy in a hockey jersey terrorising me?! -another pizza idiot

Might have something to do with you using rat meat to bulk up the ground beef.

[otherworldlyserpent]

None of the human ghouls will buy from these guys again. I was afraid we had plague bearers! It's just these three!

[spider-at-law]

I want to sue that Canadian man. He smacked me! -the final pizza idiot

How about I come and smack you?

I'm about to get your financials back, soon as Fishboy is done with them.

[otherworldlyserpent]

How are the three of them so stupid?!

[spider-at-law]

They're triplets, always been this dumb.

[otherworldlyserpent]

That explains why they look like clones.