Imagine MCU Peter Parker accidentally letting slip that he’s gonna miss a class trip because Aunt May can’t chaperone so then he suddenly has to explain to his teachers why one of the Avengers volunteered to oversee the class camping trip or something like that.
Like imagine Peter being super embarrassed when all of his classmates are wondering why the fuck Thor, god of thunder and king of Asgard, is on their trip.
Or why Captain Steven Rogers is standing at attention as the teacher lists off all of the parents who volunteered to come.
Or like even the defenders, like imagine the principal asking why he thought a blind lawyer from Hell’s Kitchen was a suitable candidate for chaperoning a bunch of high schoolers.
Or Natasha comes along and all the kids are too afraid of her to say anything the whole time.
Imagine Peter trying to explain that his second choice after his legal guardian was known Kennedy Assassin, James Buchanan Barnes.
Imagine the principal trying to figure out how in the hell a student contacted S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Daisy Johnson for what basically amounts to a babysitter for a weekend bus trip.
Or even further and tie in Venom and have kids questioning why some off-the-rails San Francisco newsman signed on to help this random kid in Queens.
Like I love all the headcanons about the older superheroes deciding that this child is their responsibility but the domestic side of that is just hilarious
Add more if you think of it honestly
This is so cute honestly
loki comes and is on his absolute best behavior because he’s always had a soft spot for him really and doesn’t want to get peter in trouble.
bruce banner showing up and everyone being nervous until they realize he’s super chill, an absolute nerd, and teaches them more than the field trip does.
peter asks tony but he can’t go either so he sends Pepper, who is an AMAZING chaperone because, let’s face it, she’s kept Tony’s ass mostly in check for years now. These kids are nothing.
steve not knowing how to talk to kids that are 90 years younger than him, then realizing they all share the same nihilistic humor. Steve quickly becomes the favorite chaperone because of his humor.
same with bucky except they also show him vines which he adores. they convince him to make a video of him launching his arm across a field while screaming ‘yeet’. the principal is not impressed.
Okay, but tell me what would happen if the only guy available was Wade Wilson? :p
Like… Peter wouldn’t even ASK, but Wade decides it’ll be a good way to earn Avenger respect or something and just rocks up unannounced, INSISTING Peter goes on this trip, practically drags him there…
Shenanigans ensue.
Imagine Wade constantly self-censoring, and the kids trying to bait him into saying “Fuck!”
