A Merthur Song
When Merlin met Arthur he was just a prat
And Merlin wasnât a boot-licker, letâs leave it at that
But destiny can be a bitch
And with all of that eyesex, they might as well just get hitched
*Merlin and Arthur, theyâre meant to be
Theyâre medieval boyfriends obviouslyÂ
Two halves of a whole, thatâs what the dragon said
And Merlinâs job never required warming the royal bed*
And if we can be honest here
I think one thing makes it clear
Itâs blue or itâs red, itâs around Merlinâs neck
I mean, honestly. What kind of heterosexual man wears a scarf as an everyday accessory?
*chorus*
wooo~
















