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@otter-offical
ok wait actual intro post kinda
hello! im the most offical otter on this hellsite i think
pronouns are he/they!
main (mod?) is @aa-battery-4
im not very good at tagging and im not sure if im ever in character but i try to use them!
in character: the otter
that simple
out of character: the otter took a nap
again. simple
DNI's are the usual list im too tired to list 'em rn
uhhr i think thats it thankk you for reading :]
i need to acxtually get involved in officalverse stuff wait. how do i make friends
ive been trying to figure that out for a while 😔
would you like an orange fish?
[insert picture of an orange fish]
-@the-color-orange-offical
YESSSSS THANK YOU IVE BEEN FEDDD
i literally could never do anything wrong
you should listen to laufey
i love not being a popular blog cause it means my power can grow while no one's paying attention
im back btw
im so powerful you guys just dont know in what way yet
im about to pull an Evangelion ptepare yourselves
littery
fuck i was tryna spell literaly
literraly
literlay
literily
literrely
you KNOW what i mean
urhm acktually, its "literally"☝️
what if i punch you eric
wait hwat😟
*punching noises*
OOWWWWHHH STAAHHPPP😢😢
eric why are you starting fights with 7-eleven
Whats with these homies dissin’ my girl
why do they gotta front
what did we even do to these guys
that made them so violent
Woo-hoo but you know I’m yours
Woo-hoo And I know your mine
Woo-hoo and that’s for all the time
Ooh-wee-ooh I look just like Buddy holly
Oh oh and you’re Mary Tyler moore
I don’t care what they say about us anyway
I don’t care about that
*guitar riff*
Don’t you ever fear I’m always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted yours eyes are slit
You need a guardian
Woo-hoo and you know I’m yours
Woo-hoo and I know your mine
Woo-hoo and that’s for all time
Ooh-wee-ooh I look just like buddy holy
Oh oh and your Mary Tyler moore
I don’t care what they say about us anyways
I don’t care about that
I don’t care about that
Bang bang knocking on the door
Another big bang get down on the floor
Oh no what do we do
Don’t look now but I lost my shoe
I can’t run and I can’t kick
What’s the matter
Whats the matter
What’s the matter with you
What’s the matter babe are you feeling blue oh oh
*the iconic buddy holly weezer guitar riff*
And that’s for all time
And that’s for all time
Ooh-wee-ooh I look just like Buddy holly
Oh oh and your Mary Tyler moore
I don’t care what they say about us anyways
I don’t care about that
I don’t care about that
I don’t care about that
I don’t care about that
DID I JGUST GET FUCBING WEEZERED🧍
did i just get weezered by an ask sent to my mutual eric cartman
couldn't have said it better myself
MY MAIN HIT 100 FOLLOWERS 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
CHEER 💥💥💥💥
YAYYY!!!!
Remember to do your daily evil laughter today!
HOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA
💗 tee hee 💗
crazy official-versus headcannon
All the officials live in one apartment building and it’s just chaos. THATS crazy right 😛
but the question is……
who’s the landlord? 🤔
should I tag other officials to see if they agree with this statement and want to add onto it?
you mean we're all inside @house-offical? that's kinda 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
All of yall are weird freaks please get out of me
No. :D
I am a very serious intellectual individual you amoeba I will crush you like coke
i live in a pond i dont know what you all are talking about
you live in the pond right behind it. everyone is included
P O N D
pond!!!
im out of otter related stuff to say this is now shitpost account number two (2) except for whenever i maybe gain the courage to actually intereact with others in the officalverse. enjoy my ramblings
officalverse tag game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would your user (minus the offical) win against a five year old child? Can be in a fight or any other situation you can think of, js give a yes or no answer and an explanation. most ridiculous answer wins :3
i'll start: i should not be around children at all, but i could beat them in a nosebleed competition with ease. ^q^
@gay-offical @bra1n-offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical @da-police-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @lemon-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @lesbian-offical @maomao-apothecary-offical and open tags!!!!!!!
biting competeion. i win
a sea otter has an estimared 615 pounds of bite force per square inch (psi) while a 5 five year old has a range of 186 to 213 newtons. if you make this range to psi a five year old doesnt stand a CHANCE i win and then eat the kid
