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allison/otter 💬 90s child turned weird ass adult. all I do is win win win no matter what. see my pinned for more info! 🤪✌️

[otteravidan]

Hi I'm Allie or Otter. She/Her, bi, 199X. Recently coming back after a very extended time away. I've been on this site since I was 17. To prove it, my favorite old Tumblr meme is the goats craving that mineral. Find more info under the cut!

I go through massive hyperfixations. Some of what you'll find may include (but is not limited to): Danganronpa, Persona, Marvel, TMNT, Prison Break, Sonic the Hedgehog, Game Grumps, Animal Crossing, U2, Oneyplays, Pokémon, Neopets, Star Trek, Spider-Man, Lazy Town, South Park, Cold Ones, Star Fox, Metalocalypse

I also just like funny shit and memes as well. There will be some that. I'll probably post about my life but I minimize that these days.

Minors DNI, this blog isn't meant to be explicit but I'm an adult woman who will talk about adult woman things from time to time and also I have strong aplatonic opinions about Leon Kuwata.

Notes: I disappear sometimes. It's nothing against anyone. I work a lot and get caught up in real life. If you're here for my WK fanfiction, please link me to the posts so I can dispose of them properly lmfao. If you're here for my drug induced ramblings from around 2016-2017 I got sober in mid 2018 so I'm afraid I can't help with that anymore. However, if you're having a problem with substances, I don't mind being a listening ear or an advice giver. 💜

[cikero]

Good Morning.

There Is Oatmeal Today

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Today We Have Oatmeal…

Today We Have Oatmeal…

[yourpsychicadvisor]

it’s not great but here you go (x)

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[tlirsgender]

Hi it's me your cat coming at you again with Yucky Wet Sneeze

[otteravidan]

I encountered the one and only pleasant Subway employee on planet earth today and she made me one heck of a sandwich

[crims-art]

All my danganronpa photocards! 🩷🩷🩷

[depsidase]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[cherubg1rl]

[otteravidan]

Super unfair that I tore a muscle in November 2025 COUGHING and then it was almost healed and I pulled it again a week ago shoveling snow. Like that is so massively rude. I know I'm no longer young but come on.

[nevergiveupondreamsfan]

Sometimes I think about them and the fact that 8 years have passed and that now they are 26 and 23 yo ⛸️🔥🤟🎸

Of course Yuri is taller than Otabek now and nobody can convince me otherwise 😌

[kushblazer666]

[dogpuppy]

[despazito]

they're doing this to me tomorrow

[otteravidan]

Hello please look at my Otayuri nendoroids. Yurio is taking a selfie.