roach

it/its only. I lied actually, it's all hannibal now. And your mom.

[ough-wough-augh]

welp. Got bored of both not having anywhere to post my art, so this will be my general account. I'll probably make this pretty later, but: 3 slots still open for commissions [Art trades always open >:3c] Alt Accounts: @the-true-tulpar-captain [Jimmy Mouthwashing RP blog]

@urfaveiscontained [put your blorbos in the jar] About me: ⌖ roach, it/its. No other pronouns. I will block if you misgender. ⌖ Adult ⌖ Artist/Writer ⌖ Multifandom [List below >:3] ⌖ Probably with your mom ⌖ AUDHD, BPD, PTSD [I kept getting asked, so here??] ⌖ Open to art trades and commissions!!! [DM for details, chart coming soon] ⌖ DMs/asks are open as well, whether just for chatting or requests I reserve the right to refuse requests and comms, but that's unlikely to happen since I'm pretty easy going, it just takes time. If you're willing to wait, I have low prices and a wide variety of what I can draw!!! Here's my prices and styles!!!

Fandom list below cut

[Bold is what I'm most interested in right now] [Very very incomplete, there's. a lot I'm forgetting] ⌖ Mouthwashing ⌖ Hannibal NBC ⌖ Charlie Countryman ⌖ Polar ⌖ Criminal Minds ⌖ The Mandela Catalogue ⌖ FAITH: The Unholy Trinity ⌖ ULTRAKILL

[zzoupz]

femcel queen

[alillenn]

🚬🪳

He's violating his lease by smoking indoors

[insomniac-arrest]

whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole

[insomniac-arrest]

[wisegirl25]

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

[striders]

keep thinking about this one

[toringo]

Curly I doodled yesterday

[ecto-hazard]

uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

HOW DEAD ARE YOU?

literally instantly dead

not immediately dead, but theres no hope

MAYBE you have time to make it to a hospital, no guarantees you survive

you can get medical help and survive, but itll be rough

youll recover and should be able to go back to a mostly normal life after this

not bad at all you might not even notice

somehow youre doing better now?????

you already dont have this organ

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2025

[ozempicofficial]

[kinoselynn]

merwashing? fishwashing?

[tinywafflerat]

eyestrain my beloved (my eyes hurt so much right now after working on this)

[gothhabiba]

diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds

[gothhabiba]

"this is a great, low-calorie meal for meal prep!"

okay how do I explain this to you. "calories" is the part of food that makes it food. you actually need calories to stay alive. so "low-calorie" is the opposite of a selling point. kind of makes it sound like I'm going to be putting in a lot of time and effort just to not be nourished

[gothhabiba]

"I then immediately ruined the nutrition of the broccoli by pouring cheese all over it, but, hey, I tried"

okay hang on tight because this is a tough one. I'm going to try to explain the concept of "addition" to you. so the broccoli has a certain amount of calories, vitamins, and other nutrients in it, right? and the cheese has a certain amount of calories, vitamins, and other nutrients in it. and when you add the cheese to the broccoli, well... the nutrition of the resulting food can be found by adding the contents of both of its components to each other. I hope this helps

[sangthael]

kinda missing your roach jimmy can we see him again

for you anon

[orphic-mysteries]

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

[brb-on-a-quest]

Bestie. How dare you leave “do not mock the life preserver…” in the tags.

@onewingedsparrow

[insomniac-arrest]

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022) Netflix special

[zzoupz]

Gyaru Daisuke / Decora Curly / Jirai Kei Jimmy / Lolita Anya / Mori Kei Swansea. If you care.

[jjones186-deactivated20150201]

[lifelessordinary0]

Temple of Horus, Egypt

[boopsandswoops]

its horus he’s here

[valarhalla]

Guys no, it gets so much better. 

A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”.

The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning:

This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil”

[valarhalla]

God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird.

[ainawgsd]

Behold, my evil son. I am so very proud of him.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

He’s done his best

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

PUNISH NOT MY EVIL SON

[heallbeecat]

MY EVIL SON

[identitty-dickruption]

being abused or neglected really makes it clear how many things are skills that nobody really treats as. skills. exercising autonomy is a skill. listening to your body is a skill. resting is a skill. being liked and being loved are skills. nobody tells you how to do this shit because nobody even told me I was supposed to have learnt these things when I was a kid. I kind of just have to manually figure out what makes me freak out and work from there. unfair as shit