it's all madness

Maddie. California.

[cityelf]

I hope this email rules you all. I hope this email finds you. I hope this email brings you all, and in the darkness binds you.

[aimeeannbooks-deactivated202603]

Can I start using this for query letters?

[cityelf]

Yes.

[afeelgoodblog]

Economics

[king-chaos-world]

[vacuously-true]

[trashboat]

[rslashrats]

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

[wagamaggot]

lmaoo you're just mad im eating this delicious white chocolate and you're not

[wagamaggot]

my god.. this isnt white chocolate

[bopeep]

*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK

[amazoogle]

sick of being told NO by signs everywhere i go. no smoking here. no parking there. no bombs in the hospital. come on. what about just a little bomb. a small one

[amazoogle]

before the fbi uses this post as probable cause to raid my compound again i want to make clear that no, im not going to bomb the hospital. there's a sign there that says not to

[pyromanictendencies]

shoutout to people who make zero sense. just speaking with absolute word salad that's incomprehensible to anyone else.

[coffeecutsandcigarettes]

one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them

[zemathememequeen]

[lesbianredpanda]

uwu and owo and :3 and so on and so forth

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[spookymrsboo-deactivated2018113]

Snail nestled in the eye socket of a skull on a headstone in Olsany Cemetery, Prague. 

Photo by Owen Phillips

[captainlordauditor]

goth snail…………evanescent

[tropiyas]

[mangacartaholygrail]

found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown

[spookycuties-deactivated2014062]

nice guy finally scores

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

when u wake up at 3am and forgot to put ur water on ur nightstand

[breakfast-four-dinner]

There are so many better possible uses of this image

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this meme?

[phoneticmeow]

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

[phoneticmeow]

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

[normal-horoscopes]

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women