Fan Of Gay Pirates

I only re-downloaded Tumblr for the gay pirate show content

[our-flag-means-gentlebeard]

The way Ed screams “ACT OF GRACE!!” With that scared look in his eyes really does things to me

[ourflagmeansbts]

Source (Season 1 - May 4th 2022)

aaronepstein: Band Photo…

[xray-vex]

RIP Edward Teach you would have loved eating sugary breakfast cereal by the handful directly from the box

[rhinco]

going insane all by yourself handsome?

[appleteeth]

[snake-snack-stede]

yeah that's them

[muppetlesbian]

how much you wanna bet stede has some embarrassing pirate smut bodice ripper novels in his library asdfghjkl

[zinnie-zoloft]

I love everyone’s reactions to Ed punching Izzy so much, they’re all so casual about it. The crew are politely golf clapping and Izzy is just like “yeah that’s fair” meanwhile Stede is about to be executed five feet away from them.

[shaneposting]

hope this helps

[laceratedlamiaceae]

Alpha male Izzy vs beta male Stede

[charlielovesbuffy]

i feel like we as a fandom don’t talk enough(or at all) about that time Izzy Hands unironically said

“What say you?”

like he was in a fucking Shakespeare play

[tuherrus]

jilted spouses

[our-flag-means-love]

“What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever seen, sir?”

[cliopadra]

Pets, huh?

[lightning-macrine]

It came to me in a dream

[rowenablade]

How was Stede able to see this and not pspspsps at him like a kitty cat. Look at him, he needs someone to put an open can of tuna in the center of the room and then leave so he can eat it when he feels comfortable, how the fuck are you not getting that Stede. He needs you to start regularly leaving treats out and staying a respectful distance away so he gets used to your presence and maybe someday he’ll trust you enough to let you pet him but you have to do it gently and let him sniff you first can you hear me Stede what is wrong with you-

[our-flag-means-gentlebeard]

Izzy Hands really brings the generations together ❤️

I watched the entire season with my aunt and we decided upon rewatching that it would take us 0 shots to sleep with Izzy

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

Stede at the wedding he just crashed: oh wow, what a lovely occasion! Reminds me of my own wedding to a woman I never met before that was purely for financial gain for my family and then I ran away and fell in love with a pirate but felt guilty and headed back to my family but they wanted nothing to do with me and my wife almost killed me before I came out to her and she helped me fake my death so I can go back to my pirate but now he's mad at me cause I abandoned him. Guess that's my marriage advice to you, marry the person you love <3.

The groom and bride watching all the pirates steal their stuff and eat their food while a kohl-faced man who also just raided their ceremony is crying into their ice cream bowl: