bitchy

it's mostly memes

[probuccalfat]

it’s so hard being somebody who’s going to hit their stride in their 30s

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[fairycosmos]

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[fairycosmos]

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom

[segamascott]

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[corporationkills]

[library-graffiti]

Here's my addition.

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.