Shapes that your Body Makes

29. Bi but also Hella Gay. He/Him. This tumblr is NSFW and should only be viewed by adults over 18. If you're under 18, please do not stick around. Anyway, I'm just a guy, reblogging pretty things. As this is my smut tumblr, most of them will involve naked people, sexy things, and people doing sexy things to other naked people. I like boys and girls but not equally. If you're reading this, I already like you.

[cirkinkadininutopyasi]

[lashafox-blog]

Find a boy (IVAN) Berlin

[soldiersatrest]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i have breakfast then lunch then sexual lunch and then dinner

[punkrock-bottom]

[vanity-complex]

Sorry for being horny, but like, life is hard and so am I

[whenmenweremen]

[tallhairyhung]

Beautiful furry bushes!

[crossroadswalker]

[tallhairyhung]

Hot, muscular, uncut guys roughhousing by the pool

[amygdalae]

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

[amygdalae]

imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast

[amygdalae]

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

[katyusha454]

I was thinking about Project Hail Mary and I thought of this conversation that definitely happened on the way to Erid:

Grace: "It feels weird to call your planet by a name humans gave it. I know I can't pronounce the real name but can you tell me what it means?" Rocky: "Rocky will tell Grace, but first Grace must tell Rocky meaning of 'Earth'." Grace: "Well, uh, it sort of means 'ground'." Rocky: "Boring!" Grace: "Okay smart guy, what's your planet's name mean then?" Rocky: "..." Grace: "..." Rocky: "..." Rocky: "Ground."

[lilaclupin]

Today we were talking about how words can mean different things to different communities, and that people outside the community wouldn't understand. Like how a non-poker player wouldn't understand poker jargon the way other poker players would. Anyway, then my professor said he was gonna show us his "favourite example" and wrote a single word on the board that gave me instant psychic damage: beta.

Apparently sport climbers use this word with a meaning of "technique, method." But for a horrifying, horrifying second there was the possibility in my mind that we were gonna talk about ABO in my fucking linguistics class

[muffinlance]

Professor Betas Georg, who writes 50k omegaverse fics during office hours, boldy wrote "beta" on the board while observing which of his students went dead. still.

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[targetedknowledge]

[dykenameddaddy]

being turned on makes me kinda stupid, you should take advantage of that

[goth-queen]

[quotefeeling]

“Everything’s a risk. Not doing anything is a risk. It’s up to you.”

— Nicola Yoon, Everything, Everything

[charl0ttan]

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[freexxone]

Elijah Zayne & Rhyheim Shabazz