Out of Curses

Out Of Character blog for abitofdeath

[sweetoothgirl]

Strawberry & Blackberry Vanilla Shortcake Skillet Pie

[zandraart]

the last unicorn lived in a lilac wood,                  and she lived all alone

[cappurrccino]

Two universal constants of high fantasy living:

If something falls into ruin a necromancer will move in 100% of the time

There is a critical mass of gold that will summon a dragon. If you keep accurate records and stay below it you’ll be fine

[probablyfunrpgideas]

I’m sorry, sir, if you don’t renovate your summer keep and live in it at least one month out of the year, we’ll have to charge you with Negligent Dungeonization of Property. The old cellar laboratory might have belonged to your uncle, but if you aren’t going to use it, something will.

The players are a squad of government investigators, trying to prevent monsters from claiming new habitat. It’s mainly negotiation but sometimes people have an interest in attracting dangerous entities for their own purposes.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I love this so much!! GIVE 👏 ME 👏 DUNGEONS 👏 WITH 👏 BACKSTORIES

[katjohnadams]

Heck but I’d play that idea though

[vbartilucci]

Reverse embezzlement.

Evil accountants, hired by people who hate you surreptitiously adding gold to your treasure rooms, increasing your wealth incrementally, until the day the Dragon Event Horizon is passed and you’re ruined.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

The group hired to stop the evil accountants are called Robin Hoods. They’re oftentimes nearly too late and end up having to pull some elaborate heist to distribute the gold over a wide enough geographical area that the dragon looses the scent

[digitaldiscipline]

“Gods damn thee, Hardison!”

[vigilantsycamore]

Let a building fall into ruin, but every year, go back there and add a bunch of gold

If you get it just right, the Dragon Event Horizon will be reached at the same time as the necromancer moves in, and then you get to sit back, eat popcorn, and take notes on what happens so you can write an article and get published in Mad Artificer Weekly

[st-just]

Feels like that might blow up in your face at some point. Or possibly this guy will be grateful you met his exacting lair conditions.

[james-griffin-is-my-husband-dea]

Confessions Melt The Snow

Description: Katie Holt (a.k.a. Pidge) and Keith (a.k.a. Keef) run a Youtube channel (Cryptid Hunters) and also, a Radio Show. Keith really wants to go explore the snowy mountains to find the Abominable Snowman (or Yeti), but Pidge refuses. Things happen, and her mind changes, but feelings are hurt along the way. On the trails, secrets are spilled, and confessions are made. But will it be too late for the two pining idiots?

A/N: This is my gift for @kidge for @kidgesecretsanta ! I had fun writing this prompt: “mini paranormal adventure (angst + fluff)”. I was honored and I hope I did this prompt justice. 

Word Count: 3.6K

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[kidge-inactive]

I HAVE NO TIME FUCK BUT I AM SO EXCITED TO READ THIS!! THANK YOU!!! ♡

[mpkp76]

I’ll draw a serious one later, but this is for fun. I just like this song very much and thinking of kidge. Sooo yeah! Here it is!❤️💚

[mpkp76]

Sleepy in pajamas doodle ❤️💚

[luce-ciel]

Another piece from the Roads Untraveled Zine. Found in the digital version.

Collaboration with @kidge-kat’s fic Know the World by Heart.

[enig998]

Kidge in sport Outfits?

Kidge Sportswear!

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So sorry this request took so long to complete anon😭

[s1lverpaladin]

Day 4: AU

This drawing was actually the first one I made for Kidge Week, which is based on Makoto Shinkai’s Kimi No Na Wa (Your Name), one of my favorite movies of all time.

By the way, I’m sorry for not posting anything yesterday, but I had to take a break so I could get the shading done for tomorrow’s drawing.

[mpkp76]

Broccoli and Tomato ❤️💚

(What is this caption?!)

[catasters]

[everythingfox]

Upside down kitty

(via)

[gameraboy2]

Ghibli Wars by Stephen Zavala

[kurameshii]

oh yes i forgot to say that green/red couples are always powerful.

thats it.

[eternalreadinglist]

“Yeah, well, maybe I wasn’t expecting you to pull an Indiana Jones back there and thought you might actually die. We don’t all have fucking ‘get out of death free’ cards saved up for a rainy day. How am I supposed to do my big stupid love confession if you’re getting carted off by one of Botan’s coworkers? Hell, what am I supposed to tell your mom? ‘I’m sorry, Mrs. Hatanaka, but you have to go back to getting your fruit at the grocery store like everyone else because I let your son get killed.’ I refuse to have death number three be drowning in your mom’s tears, Kurama, I don’t care how much I like you.”

Somehow, in the midst of this rant, they had come back to the top of the cliff. The thief was long gone, but Kurama was just standing there with the paperweight still in his hand, staring at Yusuke like… like… he didn’t know what, but it was freaking him out. “What?”

“'Big stupid love confession’?”

Of course he caught that part. Kurama caught everything. Yusuke shrugged, unexpectedly calm after all the time he’d spent psyching himself up for this moment. “There were probably going to be flowers or some shit, I was still working on it.”

“I see.”

From Smell Check, by Effing (Ramen)

[kurameshii]

[kurameshii]

Cover image isolated in case you want to share it in your blog.

Read the comic here.