OutwardlyDumb

Hi

[its-a-seikret]

Thought I'd spread the word

(Stop reducing puffy's character down to a mother figure/therapist now thank youuu <3)

[habeascorpseus]

a normal guy and his supervillain bestie

[420technoblazeit]

now i’m no detective dream, gamers, but i’m starting to see a pattern here and i don’t like it

[curryisreal]

Oh fuck

[420technoblazeit]

ONCE AGAIN, MY FUCKING BAD OK

[karda]

why does single player minecraft feel so pointless

[karda]

like i love minecraft but sometimes in the middle of a building project or something i just stop and go 'who cares' idk. if u play on a server the stuff u do matters because other people are there and can interact/see it but building alone just feels so pointless like i can walk away and do something else and nobody cares

[nightcreepsin]

my favorite descriptions of the trident glitch in ace race, a running list:

1. captain puffy: "IM STUCK IN FISH MODE"

2. tapL: "the one where you're LICKING THE FLOOR"

3. fruit: "ooo torpedo mode"

[trueka]

adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is

[spikeypunk]

hello bros, i like designing characters

[everayy]

I find it absolutely hilarious when people try to paint Hannah or Punz as responsible figures to Purpled in the Bedwars Found Family dynamic. No. There’s not a single one of them who’s stable or lawful. It’s just chaos everywhere. “Purpled admires Punz and looks up to his older brother”, Purpled built a secret passageway through the sewers to Punz's house just so he could annoy him. “Hannah got disappointed with Purpled when she found out about his mercenary life”. Hannah is creating a bank with Sam just so she can extort money from people. “Punz felt guilty when he saw what the Egg was doing to Hannah”. Punz canonically joined the Eggpire because he was bored. They don’t give a shit, that’s their family motto. stab. steal. send death treats

[appleflavoredkitkats]

▪✦ Dream SMP Pokemon Teams✦▪

▶ Set 2: The Eggpire (repost)

▶ Other Sets: The Greater Dream SMP | The Eggpire | Las Nevadas | Snowchester | The Syndicate

▶ Sprites under the cut!

▶ RB’s appeciated! ♥

feel free to send me asks if you have questions about the teams!

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[outwardlydumb]

Eggers

[best-blurst-of-times]

[ironbite4]

Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book.  It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.

[thedarkbutbeige]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

there’s a timeskip

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!

IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH

AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because

THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING

AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA

BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM

HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -

IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK

[randomslasher]

[ming111111]

[liveactionlover]

totem of death was just middle school foolish have you considered that

[thespoonisvictory]

top absolutely absurd wilbur soot mcc moments

7. his team in mcc 12 getting four consecutive first placements, meaning everyone on the team was in the top ten at one point (MCC 12)

6. ‘wilbur glitching’ and winning rocket spleef while every other player accused him of cheating because it looked like he was just standing there (MCC 3)

5. killing his own player with tnt in the mcc battle box lobby, forcing the game to be restarted (MCC 7)

4. destroying a toy nerf gun dubbed “the vlog gun” live on the stream by stamping it out while his teammates watched in horror (MCC 8)

3. mcc crashing his computer during ace race and physically kicking his computer with his shoe after the tournament to end the stream (MCC 13)

2. getting “possessed” the day after doing a ghost hunting stream, losing his voice entirely but getting one of his best placements (MCC 11)

1. the fire alarm going off, forcing him to leave for a game while everyone wondered if he was actually dead, only for him to return and say that he couldn’t be told whether or not it was actually a fire (MCC 15)

[ela-vii]

to the isle of wight!

[doodlepuffy]

vault hunters streams come home

[outwardlydumb]

Socks