Good Morning, Starshine!

BIENVENUE, POWER BOTTOMS! I'm Ovie, 29, they/them. I'm dumb, gay, and perpetually confused THE 1993 MARIO MOVIE IS A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE

[ovariesoftime]

The sweetest bubby

2006-2021

💖💖💖

[314eater]

today is the only day you can reblog this

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

[tickfleato]

ohhh my god. Ok so i was explaining bottom surgery to my dad. And he wasnt weird about it thank god (i didnt expect him to be mind you but yknow cis people) but at the fucking end he was like. Well you know what the other term for a phalloplasty is right. and i was like. what is it. And he said. it's an addadicktomy. (Like. add a dick to me.) my dad out-joked me about something transgender. i cant believe this

[kilometresrufflefuck]

me: so u see apollo's objection theme starts out with the melody following the same beat as the rhythm track in the background, unlike phoenix's objection themes, which are all very distinctively syncopated all the way through. but as apollo's theme progresses the melody gradually gets more out of sync with the background rhythm track. this shows that while phoenix's style is unconventional and "off-beat" from the start, apollo starts out trying to do his job by the book but eventually finds that the most effective way to seek justice is to be a little unconventional and not just follow the beaten track because u can't win by following the rules in a broken system. do u understand. he's finding his voice. making himself heard against the background. it's symbolism

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[kilometresrufflefuck]

btw miles edgeworth's objection theme has a bit of objection! (2001) in it which symbolises how much phoenix has influenced what being a lawyer means to him. gregory edgeworth's theme has a refrain which resembles the steel samurai song because he is miles' hero. apollo's objection theme gets a bit of electric guitar in it from dual destinies which symbolises klavier's impact on him. miles' objection theme in aai2 gets a saxophone solo which symbolises being sick as fuck

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[determinedowl23]

there’s a joke to be made about pilots here but i can’t think of one rn

[loulooser]

HOW I AM SO CONFUSED

[determinedowl23]

September 11 attacks - Wikipedia

[love-always-adelaide]

[technovillain]

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

[orcboxer]

• Keyboard with a working N key

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: T t cc t t t a acct aac a tt tat cag T aca c t

Closest match: Mirounga angustirostris NUBP iron-sulfur cluster assembly factor 1, cytosolic (NUBP1), transcript variant X4, mRNA Common name: Northern Elephant Seal

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[mihai-florescu]

The northern elephant seal does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[m-chromatic]

on a whim I made a palette game dedicated to…. UNUSUAL color palettes. feel free to participate in any way you’d like

anyways send me some requests and a palette combo and i’ll try to draw stuff for my own challenge lmao (though i might just draw stuff on my own idk)

[paperandpencilsandskips]

American Tumblr user: none of these words are ingredients for a burger

[delphinidin4]

Most ironic photos

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Here’s a photo my dad took at work

[random-meme-bot]

I love Environmental Storytelling

[sacred-portal]

[ankle-beez]

disney cartoon creator: i hope you enjoy my new show "living life with the greebles"! i had a great time making it!

disney cartoon creator when they leave disney: here's my new show "i hope mickey mouse kills himself"

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m gonna say something that doesn’t feel good but you might need to hear it: bending over backwards being a people-pleaser, being conflict averse and not telling anyone your needs, and then being resentful and upset when your needs aren’t met is a You problem first

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not related but also just good advice: when you’re lowkey frustrated with someone and can’t quite figure out why their behavior is bothering you, i highly recommend examining if they have broken an imaginary rule or standard that you hold yourself to

[only-tiktoks]

[lierdumoa]

[Hark! A Vagrant No. 202 by Kate Beaton]

[wizard-email]

gonna send this to my English teacher

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh so it was just straightup embezzlement. Fantastic, I was hoping it was.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#yeah as an accountant I was curious to see if they would address it in the bts#and then they did and it was...this#wow

So much of what these guys do is "it's only illegal if he sues us"