Nerding Out and Falling Asleep

Mish mash of things other people post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thepoisonroom]

incredible how tyler posey said all That and is still never gonna be on the level of unhinged that andrew garfield was when someone asked him if he believes in love at first sight

[drtrinitysantos]

courtesy of the group chat:

[captainsblogsupplemental]

I actually… love this

[solitarelee]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of ‘everyone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hard’

[oboe-youdidnt]

the original post was missing a line, so here’s the full poem!!

[haunted-hideaway]

His poetry is good. Fight me.

[madlori]

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS

“AN ODE TO SPOT” IS FREAKING GENIUS FIGHT ME

[sindri42]

*sniff* that’s beautiful man.

[marlinspirkhall]

It’s genius, GENIUS, I tell you. Then they had the audacity to say “it didn’t move us emotionally”- THEN WHY AM I CRYING?!

[omghotmemes]

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[whycantibeepbadoop]

6th grader:

[phrenotobe]

#the drawing including kids in the bus windows going like :O kills me

[wearemercs]

Original Tweet

[starkmaiden]

Mary and Kitty Bennet alone at home after their sisters get married.

[mini-wrants]

“Why aren’t we allowed on the wall?”

“BECAUSE WE’RE NOT BETROTHED TO MEN!”

[xekstrin]

the delivery on these lines, the music in the background..... I had to watch this several times

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[welele]

[adz]

honestly same

[memewhore]

Why wouldn’t you tho?

[loosinmynoodles]

pure goodness

[thegrimmgrimm]

[3scythes]

I feel like adhd bored is different than neurotypical bored because like. You don’t understand. I have a billion things I could be doing. I turn on the tv. I stare at the Netflix screen for five minutes. Flip through shows and movies for the next thirty minutes. Nothing looks good. I put in a video game. Play for two minutes. Not feeling it. I load up YouTube. Watch half a video before closing the app. Maybe I’ll read a book? I stare at my giant bookshelf. The thought of starting a new book seems too hard. I lay in bed and play phone games for six hours. Nothing has gotten done. Still bored.

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[veganmemesyearly]

Y’all: Honey isn’t vegan because it comes from bees.

Me an intellectual: Honey isn’t vegan because it’s a raw meat.

[trainthief]

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

[trainthief]

this review has been usurped by my new favorite which is “when I pulled up to the drive through window I heard all the employees loudly making jokes about the marital problems our troops face. very disappointed, will not be returning.”

[konbaniibunto]

Bunny Mocha ☕️🐰

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[glumshoe]

UPS drivers have infinitely more sex appeal than FedEx drivers

[itsabirbthing]

What do you mean I need “fresh water”?!

[say-cyke-rn]

Thinking abt the fictional characters I like who are NOT having a good time in their fake little lives right now

[lesbiansummers-deactivated20210]

[ID: blurry photo of a white kitten yelling. end ID]