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Sweet Seals For You, Always
I'd rather be in outer space šø
art blog(derogatory)
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
ā£ Chile in a Photography ā£
titsay
if i look back, i am lost
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
Mike Driver
The Bowery Presents
Discoholic šŖ©
#extradirty
oozey mess
Today's Document
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@overfrostedflakes
i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .
bleeeghhh. first time drawing cowboys kinda nervous
idle
went to follow you for this and saw I was already followed.whats that quote about sailors going back to sea
productive morning so far. I made eight new species of horses and one hundred Brand New mosquitoes and I set them all free
are you god
hate when I type :) and this š fucker appears. Go away you evil soul
whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
beg for your life, tennis boy
wouldnāt you like to know tennis boy
phighting ocs i drew them without my apple pencil and my ipad crashed
i have a 4th oc but i didmt feel like drawing her and
sick designs are they on artfight
thank you š„¹š„¹ yes they are (not the purple one tho i forgot to make their ref sheet) š„¹š„¹
!!!!!! can i have tje. tag numbers olease
phighting ocs i drew them without my apple pencil and my ipad crashed
i have a 4th oc but i didmt feel like drawing her and
sick designs are they on artfight
weāre so back
WHAT THIS DESIGN GOES HARD ???
<3333 ty, i made it during the day 1 stream :-)
not she berry or he berry but no berry
and that is berry good
weāre so back
just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesnāt turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
oh hey!! Iām not a janky radfem I can do it myself!
makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a ālazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. youāre supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and thatās uuuuuuh whatās the word? bullshit.
0 products also works great
because Iām gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but itās really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all
I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but thatās up to you
Iām sorry if I didnāt express this clearly enough in the original post but Iām not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how itās Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter
no face should be ārequiredā to have āa minimumā of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.
makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.
this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that
the notes: so likeā¦ā¦. what youre saying isā¦ā¦. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 insteadā¦ i gotcha
#nobody survived this post
Official graveyard post
stop telling people Iām dead
ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience
ages 7-12: be an āold soulā
ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you
ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever
ages 19-30: develop dad lore
ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady
ages 35-40: get married, start a family
ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again
ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more
ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife
ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather
age 86: mysteriously disappear
age 111: Bilbo Baggins themed birthday party
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the āx before gta6ā meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named GicÄ Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: āThis happened and GicÄ Petrescu hasnāt even died yet?!?ā
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
OP are you telling me we got the death of GicÄ Petrescu before we got gta6
