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Buffets are PVP enabled areas

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Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

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Enchanting her weapon

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The Banded Linsang (Prionodon linsang), or “tiger-civet”, is a carnivorous aboreal mammal and is a member of the Viverridae family and the rarest of all civets. It inhabits Thailand, western Malaysia, Sumatra, Borneo, and western Java. Its diet consists of squirrels, rats, birds, and lizards. It’s 74cm long (including tail) and 700g (25 oz).

cimerie

I love this overripe banana cat

leafcrunch

i refuse to believe my eyes in this situation,

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how did i not know this was just out there in the world

myrinthinks

@elodieunderglass, what do you have to say about this?!

elodieunderglass

I don’t know what you mean, this dog is a perfectly reasonable animal

rosierugosa

I am so happy, look at this little giraffe-weasel-cat!

fozmeadows

look at this suspicious tree-ferret

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They’re on the hunt. They’re after you.

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me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

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A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

myurlistoolong

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

maythedownforcebewithyou

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

alwaysbewoke

this NEVER ceases to be funny as fuck! “balls of nonchalant steel.” amazing.

xyle

evryone get the Fuck Down

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You pick up a small device. On it’s small screen it simply says “one skill point remaining” and a list of 8 attributes. You click on Strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little. The screen now says “Level up to gain more skill points”

spaghettijoe

*jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racquet swinging at rats with wild abandon*

75orchids

Here goes another shitty clickbait countdown video that I’m not going to watch. How dare it try to tell me what video game moments scared me as a kid. There’s only one video game moment that ever scared me, and it’s most certainly not on this list. I was playing with Mario’s face in Mario 64 when my dad comes into the room and looks me dead in the eyes, as serious as can be. I thought I was in trouble. He said “You’re hurting Mario! You’re making Mario’s face melt!” Then he just started screaming. I was like six and didn’t know what was going on, so I just started screaming too. I looked at the screen, and Mario’s mouth is open and he’s fucking screaming.

My mom walked into the room wondering why the fuck everyone is screaming. She’s like, “Why the fuck is everyone screaming?” Then my dad looks at her and he has Mario’s face, and she starts screaming. None of this stuff really happened, so of course it wouldn’t be on the list. The one thing that scared me in video games as a kid was when you would play Crash Bandicoot and crash would tell you to go fuck yourself. Thank you for reading this post.

oldlunchmeat

im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass

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bob-belcher

meangirlnurse

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”