I am beyonce always

the worst thing about prison was the dementors.

[overly-obsessed-over-nothing]

Call me Billie

Im a minor but like who cares my innocence is dead so-

yall are so beautiful- literally everyone omg

aroace

lesbian

gender apathetic

The Office & Brooklyn nine-nine enthusiast

⁎ Aries sun, Libra moon, Taurus rising ⁎

pronouns: any

Prefered pronouns: she/they

@buglovesmitskiandtaylorswift irl bestie :)

come commit arson with me

my tags are in the,,, tags duh

DNI: any 18+ accounts, homophobes, transphobes, pedos, racists, islamaphobes, basically if you dont respect everyone's differences, fuck off !

other than that, your free, enter at your own risk.

[astraldemise]

Did you ever bite someone?

i try not to bite people but i love bite wires and plastic

[astraldemise]

no thing

[natalieironside]

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

[nathleeng]

Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?

[natalieironside]

The US is hostile to both human and animal life

[corporatetwitteraccount]

[1percentcharge]

Pirate jokes

[gumi-megpoidd]

@lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently

[emperornero]

the day has come.

[deactivated-blog]

📭 Reblog if you want curious anons in your inbox! 📭

[memory--box]

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

[feyariel]

Me, so I can view the original meme:

[thetum-blrdictionary-deactivated]

bonus:

[memory--box]

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

[thescaredfluid]

Glossary of Terms

[dovewithscales]

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

[albertserra]

What the fuck are “oscars”

[albertserra]

Suddenly I love the Oscars

[powerburial]

Rolling a boulder up a hill over and over-- but get this, for $14 an hour

[p-ssy-deactivated20201210-deact]

hello dark mode users :)

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[maveragical]

This is very nice thank u

[kats-blogg]

Thank you

[bitchthefuck1-deactivated202204]

Listen, I want this character to be happy, they just have to be really fucking miserable first

[letswritestories101]

sorry, only works like that

[papergardener]

Please trust me when I say this character is going to get all of the love and happiness… but the suffering just has to come first

[pyxehastoomanyinterests]

@skleetheirken

[ankle-beez]

POINT AND LAUGH

[pwurrz]

[likeantennaestoheaven]

[allisondraste]

Aside from not wanting to pay to see the worst takes of my life, here’s a graphic depiction of why Tumblr+ is a terrible idea.

[judasiscariotgirl]

[id: two circles that aren’t overlapping. one is labeled ‘websites i trust with my full name and credit card info’ and the other is labeled ‘tumblr’ /end id]

[entpscarleharrrr-deactivated202]

this works too honestly

[justpastryvideos]

[cleverclove]

CHOCOLATE MAN BACK AT IT AGAIN

[official-lucifers-child]

i see any large amount of chocolate and my mind just screams “it’s the fucking chocolate man again”

[moki-dokie]

this bitch knows carpentry, pottery, sculpture, architecture, AND all the chocolate/confectionary skills. what the fuck doesn’t he know?????

[digitaldiscipline]

when to quit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.

[guerrillatech]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[rockinoutforthdead-deactivated2]

i just laughed for a minute straight 

why

[gaysatanicclown]

Always reblog none pizza with left beef

[gingerbreaddrarry]

I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly

[drst]

I heard someone on a newscast (I think it might have been Chris Hayes) talking about trying to explain None Pizza with Left Beef so this has officially transcended time and space.

[limpidlethologica]

I share a birthday with None Pizza Left Beef and I’m very humbled by it

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF IS BACK!!

[agender-thanos]

Never seen this before, but should I not reblog this the next time this comes across my dash, assume that I’ve died and gone to Valhalla.

[drorey]

so this is it,,,,the legend,,,,,

[panicatthefandomboy]

It indeed is.

The mighty,

Left beef

[i-changed-my-url-fuck-you]

It is our duty as tumblr users to humbly reblog the none pizza with left beef. God speed