Je suis une pomme de terre.

Denise. Ravenclaw/Horned Serpent. Giant nerd. (Follow xuminghaocute)

[rawhoneybliss]

This is your sign.

The money you need is coming to you now. Give thanks.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[syzygy-yzygy]

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

[mysteryshack324-deactivated2024]

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws will overwhelm themselves with projects and tasks and then wonder why they're so stressed out.

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws are notorious for not sleeping through the night. They either wake up in a panic thinking they forgot something, or wake up internally groaning because they don't know why they're awake, but know they won't be able to sleep again.

[accio-hogwarts-bullshit]

I'm the friend that gives lectures about life but does everything wrong.

Ravenclaw

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw Headcanon

A Ravenclaw will try to make things easier for other people, and sometimes accidentally make things worse. 

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws enjoy using video games as a form of escapism when life gets too stressful. Ironically, some of their favorite games involve life simulation and day-to-day chores.

[ravenclawravings]

Hufflepuff: You're crying!

Ravenclaw: Yeah, that just happens sometimes with insomnia. Nothing to worry about.

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw: I agreed to pick up a shift today at work.

Slytherin: ...why?

Ravenclaw: I don't know, I hate myself.

[ravenclawravings]

I don’t need sleep, I have coffee.

A Ravenclaw minutes before they crash (via ravenclawravings)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adulting is putting back the $4.86 pack of chicken and getting the $4.66 pack because that twenty cents adds up.

[intimatehoneys]

[kingrudegyalchina]

WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!

[riessene]

marvel and dc got nothing on chaotic disco bard guy

wheres his movie???

[signsoflifeonmars]

WTF IS THIS?!?!?! 

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

its style in it’s rawest and purest form my dude

[crisontumblr]

So I did some googling, because every time I see this guy I wonder who he is. Here’s what I’ve discovered:

The character’s name is Liquid Jay. He gets his magic powers from a ring that contains the history of dance moves from the 70′s. (Reference.)

He’s the creation of a guy named Jean Robert, aka Splack. Here is his Instagram.

There’s actually a whole web series where Liquid Jay gets his ring stolen and has to get it back, but it’s on this platform called Zeus and I think you have to subscribe to see it. Here’s the trailer.

[bitchycode]

Netflix and avoid people

[incorrect-seventeen-quotes]

“My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.”

—

Woozi

[ruinsmami]

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Young, gifted, black and inspired.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally how is “jk rowling announced voldemorts pet snake is actually a korean woman” not a clickhole article like how on earth does she keep actually doing this