time is an illusion.

i may be dumb, but i'm also stupid

[bonesandthebees]

let's 😐 with mama

[389]

Speed Ratliff as the Boom Operator for SAW (2004)

[dogpuppy]

[rollergirl111]

[imdrinkingmiso]

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

[taavicleric]

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[sammiesweetheart]

[strange-house-art]

Moomin flash

[markv5]

Подстава

[a-cat]

this is not a helpful translation, google.

[a-cat]

oh

[viohra]

Now this is a Russian culture lesson

[jarvypup]

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

[rpfisfine]

[girlstressed]

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[dogpuppy]

[ryebreadgf]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life