bnha shitposts

i’m using my last brain cell to make mediocre memes

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student aizawa: [walking around with his eyes closed]

student present mic: are you alright?

student aizawa: i’m taking a nap while walking to class

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midoriya: i wasn’t hurt that badly. the doctor said all my bleeding was internal.

midoriya: that’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

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interviewer: what are your future plans?

kaminari: lunch

interviewer: i meant long term plans

kaminari: what, like dinner?

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uraraka: tsu and i don’t have pet names for each other, that’d be kinda weird

midoriya: what do bees make?

uraraka: uh... honey?

tsuyu, from another room: yeah?

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uraraka: if i was a drink, i’d be a cherry vanilla coke! what would you guys be?

midoriya: sewage

todoroki: bleach

iida: calm down edgelords

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kaminari: i’m too young to die, and i’m too old to order off the denny’s kids menu

kaminari: what a stupid age i am!

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all might: nice work!

midoriya: thanks, dad!

uraraka: you just called all might ‘dad’

midoriya: no, i didn’t. i said, “thanks, man!”.

all might: you want to talk about it later over a... game of catch?

midoriya: ...i’d like that.

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kirishima: sometimes i think about dying—

bakugou: what??

kirishima: but then i remember that i’d never see you again

bakugou: [blushes]

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midoriya: sometimes i think about dying—

todoroki: same

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midoriya: [wakes up at 3:00 am to see todoroki eating out of a giant tub of ice cream]

midoriya: wow, it’s a little early for ice cream, don’t you think?

todoroki: [monotone with deadpan expression] it is never too early for ice cream, midoriya.

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it’s a bad ship okay

trust me lads, i’m an expert

honestly, i ship tododeku more than i ship dekuraka (?), but they’re both cute ships and kacchako is not cute or reasonable at all. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Recovery Girl at All Might when Midoriya continues to break his bones

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midoriya: i guess i’m just too tough to cry

all might: just yesterday you were crying about snakes.

midoriya, tearing up: thEY DON’T HAVE ANY ArMs

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aizawa: i like saying no. it lowers their enthusiasm.

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midoriya: bees don’t even have knees so if someone says that you’re the bee’s knees it means that you’re nothing and not real

momo: in fact, they do. bees have segmented legs, consisting of parts called a coax, a trochanter, a femur, a tibia, and a tarsus. the joints between which are considered to be ‘knees’.

bakugou: you geek ass bitch, go do a sudoku puzzle

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kirishima: *smiles*

bakugou: *blushes and slams hand on the table* that’s fucking it, i’m killing him.

kaminari: or you could man up and ask him out

bakugou: ...k-killing is easier