sprinkle the weasel from cr is my fursona

it/its/itself, twenty-something. i draw sometimes? but mostly i talk.

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife. hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think orwell’s homophobia bleeds into one of his books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[gremlingyaru]

roald dahl was also racist. seuss was ALSO also racist. and these people are dead and we aren’t supporting them by consuming their work but their CHILDRENS BOOKS reflect this. so consume consciously and don’t give racist books to kids and not read it critically with them (and if you don’t it better be bc you know they’ll be able to do it on their own)

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[teaboot]

People always wanna give their OC's cool-sounding nicknames, code-names, and alter-egos. And that's fine. But as a guy who went three years with the nickname "Greg", ,,,,

[teaboot]

I've decided that I am not going to explain any of these, but here is a list of nicknames I have had and nicknames I have known others by, not a word of shit, none of them middle names or family names:

Dumptruck

Rottie

Eugene

Buck

Karate

Fairy

Sparkles

Onions

Salmon

Monkey

Big Bastard

Cookies

Summer Squash

Tiny

Rainbow Dash

Funions

Tuna

Speed Racer

Batman

Skull Boy

Cheeseburger

Loonie

Cornflake

[timeclonemike]

[teaboot]

"Big McLargeHuge" has me on the floor

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anyway the thing about Ratthi and Gurathin is that I could get behind them as a Thing but literally the only version that works for me is Gurathin being So Fucking Mad that he could bite through METAL because it's sooooo stupid that he did the Most Basic Thing imaginable and got a stupid lil crush on the Hot Nice Guy from work that everybody wants to fuck. oooooh wow Gurathin that guy is hot and nice and now you want to touch his junk about it??? groundbreaking. inspiring. idiot. obviously he'll be taking this to his grave. and meanwhile Ratthi's acting like the girl from a horse girl movie. going pspsps with lil sugar cubes. trying to lure Gurathin to his polycule board game night.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Ratthi isn't even doing it with Intent he just thinks Gurathin needs more enrichment but every time he's like oh hey wanna get a smoothie after work :) no pressure :) only if you're up for that haha :) Gurathin's going oh fuuuuuck he's trying to seduce me 🤬

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and he knows the rules!!! he knows all of the weird rules and how to set up the board and what the weird little tokens are for and he's keeping track of points because he has to have a Task to alleviate the inherent mortification of being invited to your hot nice coworker's polycule board game night so now he's just. Gamemaster Gurathin. everyone loves him, invite him back!!! Ratthi thinks he's just discovered a previously untapped passion for game night that no one has ever figured out but Gurathin is in HELL. fighting for his life trying to keep track of the points in Sci-Fi!Wingspan and update his spreadsheet where he's trying to figure out how all of these people are involved with each other. Murderbot keeps hacking in to make annotations because its desire to watch Gurathin suffer slightly outweighs its distaste for romantic and sexual relations.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Murderbot isn't adding anything incorrect for the record it's just stressing Gurathin out with extra info. sliding in with shit like "you forgot to note that Variables Three and Seven have recently become romantic partners" and Gurathin's like "bullshit, they're both dating Variable Four but they're not involved with each other" and Murderbot goes "incorrect. they went on their first date this weekend. Ratthi is very excited for them and told me about it this morning. it was agony." and then Gurathin throws up

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes yes yes yes yes

Gurathin snaps back in before anyone has to remind him, immediately gives himself a blistering 99 point lead, reminds Ratthi for the third time about an advantage that he's been forgetting to use, and immediately zones back out to keep arguing with MB about whether Variable Thirteen even belongs on the spreadsheet or if they're just a friend that Variable Five brought along

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

this does eventually culminate when Ratthi's like wow I've really enjoyed hanging with Gurathin more he's so cool ☺️ I think I may be having... a Feeling? 😳 but ☝️ I don't want to make him think I've only been inviting him to board game night for six 6️⃣ months to flirt with him 🤔 I have to broach this so delicately or I'll look like a huge jerk 😔 and I would never want to hurt his feelings or make him feel any pressure to reciprocate 🥺

and then he floats this in the most tasteful delicate tactful thoughtful way possible. totally no pressure haha you're an amazing friend and I'm so happy hanging out with you!!!

and meanwhile Gurathin is white knuckle gripping the nearest surface. gritted teeth. shaking. Ratthi please. please Ratthi. I've explained space!Root five times and no one has retained any of it. just let me touch your junk.

[heartshapedemerald]

Slay the Princess: a summary

[omagpies]

you know i am not kind.

[strangestcase]

Good news! This story exists, it’s called The Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

[arrimorr]

Got hospitalized a couple of weeks ago, still recovering from the whole ordeal, hence the lack of drawings. But I'm slowly easing back into existence

[jabberwick]

Unicorn Doodles

Looming's unicorns are highly dangerous man-eaters that stalk the boundary where civilisations meet the wilderness.

[jabberwick]

Another!

[jabberwick]

Some followup Looming Unicorn lore!

In Looming, magical creatures speak in various "muddles", which is a rule applied to any language that is understood by that magical creature like a language: Rhyming words, whispering words, saying words backwards. Unicorns speak in a muddle called Honours. They can only understand you if you speak (in any language) with absolute honesty to them. Speaking dishonestly is akin to speaking a foreign language - they literally will not understand you.

Because of this, they adore human children, especially autistic kids. Where they are extremely hostile to adults, they adopt, protect and play with human children. In my story as a whole, they represent protection of children, but especially queer and autistic kids.

[jabberwick]

Unicorn Doodles

Looming's unicorns are highly dangerous man-eaters that stalk the boundary where civilisations meet the wilderness.

[jabberwick]

Another!

[jabberwick]

Some followup Looming Unicorn lore!

In Looming, magical creatures speak in various "muddles", which is a rule applied to any language that is understood by that magical creature like a language: Rhyming words, whispering words, saying words backwards. Unicorns speak in a muddle called Honours. They can only understand you if you speak (in any language) with absolute honesty to them. Speaking dishonestly is akin to speaking a foreign language - they literally will not understand you.

Because of this, they adore human children, especially autistic kids. Where they are extremely hostile to adults, they adopt, protect and play with human children. In my story as a whole, they represent protection of children, but especially queer and autistic kids.

[sunanthrope]

Your disability advocacy isn't worth shit if it doesn't extend to hoarders by the way. Those houses you see on the channels of people who clean hoarders' houses for free? PEOPLE, alive human beings, who deserve rights and respect just like every other human being, own those "filthy/disgusting" houses. If you can't extend your advocacy to those people you're not an advocate. Btw.

How the fuck do you think they're ever going to reach out for help if they see everybody all the time shitting on them for being "disgusting" or "lazy" for something that spiraled out of their control due to depression, or ocd, or not being able to clean, or not having anyone to clean, etc etc etc. Living in a hoarding situation doesn't make anyone a bad person or filthy or undeserving of basic respect and love.

[luxiomahariel]

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[serendipitous-posts]

Imagining the first time the Vox Machina saw a gun is so funny to me. You meet a depressed twink of a man who clearly comes from money. Maybe you think about mugging him a little. But he has nothing on him except for this stupid metal pole thing. But hey, may as well let him join you. You ask him about weapons and he lights up, whips out his metal thing and says "this is all that I need". It's only a bit bigger than his hand and there's no sharp bits or Mechanisms on the outside to give away what it is. You see him feed it little metal things so it's maybe?? Alive?? But you don't want to ask because he looks like he'll actually answer and maybe never shut up until the end of time.

Next time they're in combat, Percy whips out his pistol and blows the opponents head off in one shot.

[brambeag]

masking her scent before an arduous journey south

[brambeag]

Also little descriptor of what’s going on yay

[prokopetz]

Level 1: The text supports a transgender reading of the protagonist.

Level 2: The text supports a transgender reading of the author.

Level 3: The text supports a transgender reading of the reader.

[cannibalcaprine2]