;/)

not a rapper

[officialpenisenvy]

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

[4whomittolz]

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[importantcatpics]

[dontbemeanmrbubz]

@kittybroker how much for this important document?

[dailycatsblog]

[the-cat-diaries]

Praising, the proper behavior for all humans toward their cats. I approve.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[fairycosmos]

feeling your brain latch onto the stupidest shit ever and not being able to do anything about it is a kind of saw trap

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[xultraviolentlightx]

What do you mean you’re not having a conversation with yourself in your own head 24/7??

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

[raylangivins]

[hasodium]

doxxing myself by getting off the bus and walking in the direction of my house

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[lakevida]

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

[wincoshopper666]

It’s literally just a religion like any other. Im sick of people acting like this about my culture

[lakevida]

you gotta get outta there

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[kygerbearr]

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

[111111111yeah]

sabrina carpenter looks like a 6 year old in a beauty pageant that they scientifically aged somehow to look more grown up but is still legally 6 years old and intelligence agencies use her to psychosexually control and blackmail politicians / corporate elite

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[insomaniackills]