[vladtheunfollower]

[catchymemes]

Free printer. May need some tuning.

[jhenne-bean]

better than banksy’s shredder art

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

OH MY GOD

[oxys--moron]

"Maybe it is embarassing to want to be protected but I do, and that's the truth"

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[quasi-normalcy]

Rotten to the point of vileness by Christmas

[fuckyeahyoga]

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[pukicho]

Hope everyone is well today !

[pukicho]

And tomorrow !!!!

[pukicho]

After that you’re on your own

[apocalypticinsomnia]

when ur friends are insulting something they know ur sensitive about

[uss-edsall]

[shittowatch]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[samijen]

happens waaaayyyy too often

[feminismandmedia]

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

r there no fireflies in europe??

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

british person: *sees 10 million fireflies* i litcherally con’t believe my eyes

[preachelectric]

when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

[darioargenthoe-deactivated20181]

Visit Original Link

this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes

[nero-neptune]

*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*

[pointedahead]

Ok @peachcrushedvelvet is 100% accurate but here are several other situations I feel this beautiful creation could apply to

1. End of the world type of experience as noted above by @nero-neptune i.e. meteors falling and people running, things exploding and desperately trying to survive

2. Desperately running through your house avoiding attackers (guns, projectiles, of some type)

3. You’re in a library and you accidentally knock something over which knocks over all of the shaves domino style and you’re running down the hallway with them falling in the background. 

Everybody please contribute

[pyocyanin-deactivated20201023]

4. You finally experience love at first sight, but they’re in the middle of a bank heist and you’re getting caught in the cross fire

5. You’re getting arrested in roller skates at the laundromat

6. Intergalactic space travel in the form of a gay cruise

[ithinkimdemi-iknowimobsesed-dea]

you are falling off a very tall biulding

[living-on-borrowed-time]

8. When you’re racing for the last slice of the cake at the same time as five other people

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[kraftykrak3n]

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

[mamoru]

You know too much.