Yoo-Hoo!

Oswald Renwick. 31. Mythos Pines.Oh yeah, also I'm a doctor. [Part of Wicked Revival RP]

[womanof-greenfury]

Evelyn lit herself a cigarette and leaned herself back against the wall, her eyelids fluttered shut and she took in the moment to gather her thoughts together, it had been extremely difficult with two lives in one. Even more so with the feelings of revenge boiling up deep inside of her, ones for a certain Snow White. When footsteps approached the woman opened her eyes slowly and a small sigh of irritation escaping her, her head turning to the direction of the other “I sincerely hope that you have a good motivation for coming in here and bothering me” she said lowly, smoke escaping from her dark red full lips.”If not, I’m going to simply suggest that you turn around and walk back out”

[oz-renwick-blog]

He didn't usually like to do direct deliveries of medications, but since no one had come from the school yet, he decided to take it up himself. And as soon as Oz approached the woman, he deeply regretted it. "Well, it's been a while since anyone's come by to get the restocking of Epi-pens." Oswald held out the box. "But, I mean if this isn't a priority or something you want I can always take them back."

[bad-intentixns]

[squirreltastic]

Send me a word and a character/series/pairing and I will write a drabble:

Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someone’s lips.

Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.

Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.

Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.

Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.

Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.

Autolatry - The worship of one’s self.

Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.

Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused my tickling.

Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.

Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.

Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue.

Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss.

Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder.

Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.

Agelast - A person who never laughs.

Wanweird - An unhappy fate.

Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.

Petrichor - The smell of dry rain on the ground.

Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.

Malapert - Clever in manners of speech.

Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm.

Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.

Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.

Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.


Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.

Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where.

Baisemain - A kiss on the hand.

Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.

Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.

[jakegyllenhaal]

[tinarannosaurus]

[oz-renwick-blog]

foxyfitzgerald

It was probably true, that she was one of the lucky ones. Her story hadn’t been a sad one, and her new life had been very easy, so Mary immediately felt sorry for him. She was determined to brighten his day a little, if she could. “Please, ramble away. I do the same thing all the time.” She shook his hand. “I’m Mary. It’s nice to meet you, Oswald.”

“Oh, good. It’s good to know someone who talks as much as me. Usually I feel like I’m having one sided conversations because I never shut up. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mary.”

[oz-renwick-blog]

piraticalprofessor

Hook nodded in understanding, he too mostly only knew individuals somehow related to the routines of his life. He blinked as the doctor guessed the good reason on the first try, and a thin smile faintly formed. “Aye. And she remembered and wished to be with me again. I no longer feel so… incomplete,” he rumbled.

     “… Have you had any fortune finding your lady fair?”

“Well, now that’s sweet. Good for you, mate.” Oz nodded. “And yes, I did indeed. It’s nice, you know, to have that part of my life back.”

[oz-renwick-blog]

foxyfitzgerald

Mary turned to the person speaking. “I must admit, my life hasn’t really changed. I’ve met more people though, so that’s good I guess.” The only thing that had changed was the knowledge she’d once been a fox, and that was weird enough without dwelling on it.

“Well, you’re one of the lucky ones in my book,” Oz smiled. He thought for a moment and then added, “Wait, I don’t mean that in the way like, I’m bitter about it or anything. Well, I’ve always been bitter, but much less so now than before. See, before the towns merged, I was bitter about everything. Now, I'm only selectively bitter. I’m rambling, aren’t I? Great, sorry. I’m Oswald, by the way, nice to meet you.” He stuck out a hand to shake.

[oz-renwick-blog]

“It’s odd to think about where we might be had the towns not come together,” Oswald looked to the person near him. “It’s all still so surreal, at least for me.”

[oz-renwick-blog]

piraticalprofessor

     The professor’s dark eyebrows rose, remaining silent as the other made multiple inquiries. “Do not take it personally, I am not really one to socializes outside of work on a regular basis,”James intoned with a wave, “Life has gotten surprisingly better in one way, the rest is either unchanged or a bit more concerning due to uneasiness after the barrier lowered.” He then shrugged. “… No, I don’t suppose I have much in the way of detailed plans.”

“I mean, same here. Honestly, I only know half the people I do because of work.” He was rambling again; prying. “Better is good. Does it have anything to do with that person you wanted to find on the other side?” Oz smiled, remembering a conversation they had what felt like a lifetime ago. “Or did you get like, a raise or something?”

[piraticallegend]

     “My absence…? Ah, yes, well, I have had final tests before summer break to give and grade. It can be time consuming.” He may have also been spending off days with a certain lady, but he did not have to openly comment on that.

[oz-renwick-blog]

"Yeah, yes, things do tend to get crazy around this time. We never talk anymore, James. Like, as people, or, dare I say, friends. How's life been treating you? What are you gonna do during the summer when you don't have any students to torment?" Oswald smirked, looking at the older man. "Have any plans?"

[rpmernes-blog]

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

[yourmuseco]

yikes

my tombstone, probably. (via yourmuseco)

[pixxiedustpeter]

“You’re fuckin’ kidding me, right? I’m not even parked here, I just stopped to check my goddamn tire pressure!” Well, half of the truth at least. Check the tires, plus a quick stop to the nearby liquor store to stock up on ‘groceries’. It seemed that neither officer was having the excuse, however. Peter grit their teeth, gaze flickering back to a person on the sidewalk, whom they ushered to with a snap of their fingers. “Hey, hey you ! ” they hollered, in a desperate attempt to grab their attention, “You saw me, right? I wasn’t here for more than a minute, right?”

[oz-renwick-blog]

Oswald looked up to see Peter being questioned by a cop. Honestly, he hadn’t been paying any attention to them or anything; he was just trying to get to work, reading an email on his phone. But, looking the situation over, Oswald decided best not to truly get involved.

“Well,” he started, remembering how awful he was at lying, “I mean, you do tend to park in odd locations... But this probably isn’t one of those times? I don’t know, mate, I got to get to work.”

[oz-renwick-blog]

belle--leferve

Giving Oz a knowing look the woman took a deep breath again and another sip of her tea. Lifting a brow Belle had the urge to be a little mischievous, to play a trick on him and be absolutely sarcastic for a moment but she decided against it. Her heart warmed at his honesty. “There wouldn’t be a box of tea with your name on it if you were anything other then one of my best friends. You just haven’t met the right book yet. Everyone has a book that takes their breath away and sets a fire in their heart. Sadly most people don’t ever discover that book… You know what I can rent the movies the books are based on and we can make an thing of it. Belle finishes a book and Oz and she get to watch a movie based upon it?”

Oz put a hand over his heart. “You are too kind, Miss Leferve. I hope to find one of those books at some point. Maybe once I’m old and retired and have a moment to read. And I would love to have a movie night with you. A good break for both of us. And, while this may inspire me to read more books, are you sure you’d rather spend an evening with me and not anyone else?” yes he was trying to pry and get more information about her personal life. All he really got from her were book talks and her father.

[oz-renwick-blog]

☠∞✈

headcanons

☠ - Oswald is afraid of losing the few people he has in his life. He knows he’s too talkative and slightly annoying, and he’s worried it’ll drive people away from him. Whenever there’s a new patient in the ER, he always has rising panic that it’ll be someone he loves and that he won’t be able to save them. That, and you know, snakes. He’s very afraid of snakes.

∞ - well, considering all the magic in their lives and the fact that he was once a rabbit it’s hard to not believe in those sorts of things.

✈ - Oz would probably move back to the UK. He liked it there, but he’s not really one to think about that too much. He’s content with where he is, no matter where that may be.

[amblingalps]

muse headcanons!

send me a symbol and i’ll tell you:

☠: my muse’s biggest fear ☮: when my muse feels the most at ease ☺: something that makes my muse happy ☹: something that makes my muse upset ♫: my muse’s favorite song, band, and/or music genre ✇: my muse’s favorite movie, director, and/or film genre ♔: my muse’s celebrity crush(es) ❤: what my muse looks for in a person they like ☂: my muse’s favorite season or time of year ∞: if my muse believe in ghosts, aliens, etc. ✧: what my muse’s netflix queue looks like ✎: what my muse’s best subject in school is/was ♧: something my muse is really good at ✺: something my muse loves and never gets tired of ✗: something my muse hates or gets angry about ☆: what my muse would be famous for if they were famous ✿: what my muse would like to do when they’re older ✈: where my muse would go if they could move anywhere ✆: the last person my muse called and what it was about ✉: the last person my muse texted and what the text said