ozzy!!

my dream is for one of my posts to be read out by tts with minecraft parkour in the background

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[c-h-pictures]

This is incorrect, there ARE other people running against the cunt, including Rob Pownall, who dresses in a fox outfit for elections.

(Photo from separate election.)

Think of their combined power! Think of it!

I should also say that Count Binface has been around for a while and does have many interviews, since he typically runs against cunts, nonces, and frauds, for the purpose of pointing out that they are cunts, nonces, and frauds, he does tend to be interviewed appropriately, the man himself just happens to be a comedian.

Count Binface (Jonathan Harvey) also knows his shit, he started out as Lord Buckethead in 2017 against Theresa May.

[ozzyfromscotland]

ahhh its that time again when the international community finds out about count binface

[tlirsgender]

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

[tlirsgender]

It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right

[tlirsgender]

There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that

[val-ritz]

not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”

[fuckyeahmineralogy]

We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.

[thegreenpea]

another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference 

and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less

[ravioliet]

and what if i said Rocky and Adrian with Grace

[zooophagous]

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

[joshgrobanscock]

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

[letsoulswander]

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

[cephalopodvictorious]

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

[spore-2008]

don't forget to pre-order spore coming september 7 2008

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

[speciallittlefish]

Ryland Grace and Taskmaster Greg Davies are the same in the respects that their teaching backgrounds have really lent to communicating well with others.

Anyway this is my campaign to send Greg Davies to space.

[ozzyfromscotland]

ryland grace on taskmaster... now thats an idea thatll be bouncing around my head for a while

[malfiora]

Here's an idea: don't cast anyone as Dick. Just don't even put an actor for him in the film.

Like, make him a character, just don't cast anyone. And have fun with the possibilities:

A cardboard cut out of a Dick/Robin/Nightwing silhouette who's silent but everyone acts as though he's speaking. Subtitles.

He's referenced but never actually shows up

Ending scene in which footsteps are heard approaching the MC as Dick's name is said, and then the film cuts

He's referenced as having just left any given scene ("Nightwing sends his regards, you just missed him")

Easter eggs only. Newspaper clippings, crawler descriptions, branded merch, crime scenes, a blurry figure doing flips or walking a tightrope, always in the background and unnamed

A large censor bar or blur filter over the stunt actor and the words "your fan cast here"

[ozzyfromscotland]

im always in favour of him being a cartoon animated in, space jam style

[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

[tanoraqui]

#'you just sit at a typewriter and bleed' hemingway you poetic asshole it's way harder than that #you gotta force the blood out of your veins without ever lifting a knife #through sheer force of will (@aethersea)

[3000s]

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reblog to win one of that

[ellebumblebee]

I lovelovelove the "Grace is a predator at heart and is built for speed and instincutal action, which scares the ever loving FUCK outta Rocky" posts, so I'm gonna expand upon it a bit.

- Eridian scientists and doctors doing their best to help him when they first get to Erid. A few weeks in, he's in and out of consciousness but doing better, a doctor (in a xenosuit obviously) comes in to check on him, sees he's asleep, so goes to examine him closely, because, you know, alien. Grace, who was only dozing, jerks away so fast it gives poor Dr Limestone a heart attack.

- the rest of the doctors make an agreement to give Grace plenty of warning before coming near him when he's half asleep again. Rocky explains that yes, Grace just is that quick, and he knows when things are going down.

- when the biodome is done, Grace and Rocky take a trip around it and explore. Rocky thinks it will be funny to throw a stone at Grace. Grace friend has no sound perception, silly. Grace can't view things when he's facing away, Grace will never see it coming. Grace hears Rocky scuffling around and gets the weird human sixth sense, so turns at the last second and catches the rock mid air, in one hand, then skims it across the water. Rocky is VERY unnerved, and also cant work out which bit is more impressive, the catch or the skim.

- later, when teaching the pebbles, they go on a heavily supervised trip into the biodome. One little pebble breaks off and hides in a rocky outcropping. Teacher Grace will never find them here. Cut to Grace stalking through the rocks like a true predator, all senses straining, and eventually snags the wayward rock and carries it back to the group. None of the other pebbles consider going AWOL again. Teacher Grace can find them.

- Grace deciding he needs more exercise, so going for runs around the biodome. He decides to go for endurance. Rocky comes to visit only to watch in horror as Grace runs for an hour pretty much straight. "How long can you do that for, question?" "With proper hydration and calorie intake, and rests, pretty much as long as I like." "What the fuck, question."

[blueskittlesart]

loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no

[blueskittlesart]

"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,

[ozzyfromscotland]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63591034/chapters/230795171

miasma chapter 6 is up if you havent seen already!

duke focused today 😼

[ozzyfromscotland]

what's the deal with the eridani systems guys

[ozzyfromscotland]

went to take a shower and my mum told me i have to wait a few minutes for the mustard gas she accidentally created to dissipate

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[ihni]

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

[jacksfoxevangeline]

I’m married to my brother/father

Turning this into a tag game

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[artemisiamasterofnone]

defuq?

Uhhh

My school friend(? Ish) is into BDSM

@soil-clown @obsessivebookwormalert @flyerguardian @mellocomplex @onanisttique @ilovecoveysongs

[soil-clown]

I am ✨faithful✨

@onanisttique @reapkusho @a-weirdo-works @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @itsrubyrose45510 and everyone else

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

I dont care how big your room is im setting off an axe bomb.

[infinitelypurple]

Unimark👍

Open tags

[ozzyfromscotland]

that's a vauxhall corsa