[xalatath]

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

[laurapalmergraduates]

[platypusinplaid]

The Real Housewives of Rhode Island: Season 1, Episode 1

[utter-queer-nightmare]

Current mood

[idonthaveacontract]

[kocalls]

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

[ot3]

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered

[whatthefoucault]

"It's better in the app!"

That's embarrassing. Make your website better

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[walkingeverywhere]

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[boycritter]

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

[boycritter]

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

[echoesofsaturn]

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

[lamignonette]

[rockabillywife]

How it feels to listen to music on the train

[galesong]

This is crazyy good for her

[nyaa]

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21