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Alex. 21. Oregon. She/her 

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[zackisontumblr]

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

[mugglesofficial]

How are you lgbt?

I sent an application in and got accepted

[a4f101]

I got in through one of those recruitment drives they keep holding

[benjibright]

I collected the box tops and turned them in. Just paid separate shipping and handling.

[bunnygirlriley]

I forgot to uncheck a box when I was installing something.

[floorbananamotherfucker]

i found a rainbow ticket inside a chocolate bar

[nerdymouse]

A bird flew up and handed me a letter. 

[thelisp]

I was the one billionth customer.

[boymercuryx]

Sorting hat.

[naamahdarling]

went into a home depot on Pride weekend and it was a door prize like, weird, but okay

[wolfpurplemoon]

I forgot to install an adblocker and got a pop up on a website that congratulated me on being LGBT

[thisisntgoodbi]

I successfully forwarded a chain e-mail to ten LGBTQIA+ friends in the allotted amount of time.

[finnverbose]

It was hidden in the extra fees on my phone plan.

[asterosian]

Scratch off tickets

[ecto-gammat]

Kinda got stuck on my cable bill one month

[tawghasa]

It’s one of the benefits included in salary packaging

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

Honestly it just followed me home? It’s not like I fed it or anything it just showed up and never left.

[madmaudlingoes]

Found it tucked into the back of a library book.

[samjohnssonvt]

weird contaminants in the stream, that one campout.

[timberwolfoz]

It was in the sauce at the Bunnings sausage sizzle.  Or maybe the onion.

[squeeful]

I downloaded the app.

[samurljackson]

i deleted the (different) app. best mistake i ever made. :D

[tisfan]

I woke up one morning to find the queerfairy had visited.

[27dragons]

A friend gave it to me as a “happy divorce” present.

[lettersfromeleanorrigby]

Melissa Etheridge gave me a toaster.

[tielan]

God sent an angel and the glory of the Lord was upon me.

[sixth-light]

One of those really fancy Christmas crackers. All my sister got was a wine charm, hah. 

[janeymac-ie]

Look, the landlord left a lot of random crap here when we moved in that he doesn’t want and that really aren’t household essentials, and the stuff I liked I’m keeping, OK?

[breelandwalker]

Found mine in one of those prize packets in a box of Fruit Loops.

[agrimoniia-deactivated20180822]

I got mine in a box of crackerjacks when I went to a Red Sox game in middle school.

[godswalkwithher]

Kind of like a stray cat. It comes, it goes, I feed it sometimes. It claimed me.

[upyrica]

I found the fern flower on the Kupala night. They did not specify the kind of treasure you may discover with it. Oh well.

[bronzewitchhazel]

It was buy one get one free and I already had the shoes I wanted

[julesbo]

Looking for gold at the end of the rainbow but found something better

[proteinkween-deactivated2020033]

Nobody blessed me when I sneezed

[p1uviophi1e]

It was in the terms and conditions that I forgot to read for before signing up for this site

[beautiffied]

[emsonny]

ok sara are you really complaining though 

[menpale]

[aperiodofsoftness]

[lovelypupies]

[marisatomay]

I can’t believe that in 2017 Hank Green is relatable and relevant

[edwardspoonhands]

It is also a surprise to me. 

[our-aperture]

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[nevaehtyler]

They forgot Khalid, but this is important nevertheless!

[blackness-by-your-side]

Inventive power is an integral part of black girl magic.

[rosegfs]

the lgbt community is built on the backs of trans woman and people of color so stop trying to exclude them

[weavemama]

It’s ironic because they don’t look at US as real people. 

[officialqueer]

I won a giant dildo in a costume contest last night and since I’m asexual I’ve been trying to find other uses for it.

[officialqueer]

It’s a cold one out there today, so bundle up!

[officialqueer]

I feel this post isn’t complete unless I give context for how I won it.

The dildo was a prize at a Hallowe’en party for the “Most Unconventional Sexy Costume.”

I was “Sexy Illuminati”

(The Ilumi-naughty, if you will).

[zoneofacceptance]

This post doesn’t have enough notes

[officialqueer]

I wish I had some of the old pictures of the other uses I found for Sherbet (that’s his name) because we did take up a decent amount.

My favourite by far was mistletoe.

[xnazzylove]

The woman in the white shirt can’t believe she won, looks like she REALLY wanted that dildo.

[officialqueer]

She was sexy Trudeau.

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

all gays have mastered the the art of giving vague answers when asked about their love life