Paint by Blunders

[paintbyblunders]

relationships

Your soulmate

The love of your life

Your best friend

might not be your lover, may not be romantic, and could all be different people.

And that’s ok.

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more on relationships...

The two main reasons relationships fall apart 

1. one person wants the other to change- but they don’t

2. one person wants the other to never change- but they do

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Pro tip:

You can save yourself time in the morning by getting everything ready the night before. Pick out your outfit, shower, make your lunch, do your hair and makeup, check the weather, etc

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When working towards equality, there are two narratives that hinder the discussion: 1. It's not my experience, so it's not anyone's experience. 2. It is my experience, therefore it's everyone's experience. #don't do this #open communication #equality #history #the talk #justice #racism #sexism #ableism #ageism #deep thought #shower thought #quote

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The last couple of years has been "Easy peasy lemon squee... AHHH MY EYES! Why??? WHY??? It burrrrrrnnnsss" so if 2019 could please get its sh!t together now, that'd be great.

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What if the multiverse theory is real and fiction authors are just unwittingly writing about their experiences in other timelines?

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"A fish can love a bird, but where will they live?"

On the river bank where they will take turns holding their breath just to be with each other. Clearly.

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"How way you treat temporary people makes a permanent statement."

It makes a permanent statement about your character. Substitute teachers, fast food employees, part time/ seasonal co-workers, and anyone else who is in your life for a short time are still human beings. When you are disrespectful or treat them as disposable, you are telling the world that your humanity and integeriry are as easily discarded.

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I hate how the baristas at Starbucks act like everything is a huge favor. Yes Linda with a y, I WOULD like you do to your job and put out some creamer.

[blackandmildwithgod]

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

[blackandmildwithgod]

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

[slightlycoolemma-deactivated201]

Yup! This is so real!

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

[kushandwizdom]

Adam was a fuck boy?

[blank-ocean]

[tiku-tiku]

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

[b-rainrot]

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

All men are fuckboys

[eronthebender]

FUCK

[the1movement]

[fun-ta-mental]

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

[alotofadhd]

[paintbyblunders]

Even IF Eve were tricked, it would mean it took a supernatural being who is the greatest liar in history to persuade Eve, but it only took a human woman to persuade Adam. Think about that.

[edenliaothewomb]

Jeff Goldblum, photographed by Nino Muñoz for GQ Australia, Dec 2017.

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Dayum!

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Sounds of nature

Sure- when birds scream about how lonely they are it's beautiful, but when I do it, it's "pathetic."

[wailofatime-blog]

For the next four years...

tbh one of my biggest fears right now is that an alien will land and say “take me to your leader”

[paintbyblunders]

We're down to three years, so that's something...

[hustleinatrap]

save for yourself and for future generations

[msillzie]

reblog to save a life

[jaeswavy]

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

there was a girl in front of me who did this she looked great

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I graduate this May... I cannot than you enough!

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It's perfectly natural

Him trying to talk me into something I already said no to: You know some animals...

Me: Speaking of animals- did you know the female octopus strangles her mate during copulation and drags his lifeless body to her lair so she can feast on his corpse later?

Him:

Me:

Him:

Me: I'm sorry, you were saying?

[oblomovite-deactivated20160709]

i’m very tired, forgot what clickhole was, and forgot that i had a wordfilter on that replaces every instance of the name “donald trump” with “scrooge mcduck” so needless to say i thought i was having a stroke 

[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

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Every time