The Painted Elf

After an obnoxiously long hiatus, I'm back. I'm Shelby. 22 years old, bisexual, vegan. This is my gaming blog. Things I post about will include Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, The Elder Scrolls, and other games.

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanders]

can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that BioWare didn’t alter Hawke’s armor depending on which gender you pick

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

these games have their priorities straight

god bless

[wentiqo-deactivated20170723]

moment of silence for how hot isabela would have been in dai

[zevransbutt]

lets just take a moment to appreciate how dorian has a sideboob outfit, solas has the tightest pants imaginable and so far i havent seen iron bull wear a single shirt while all the lady companions are wearing full practical armor

[bellanaris]

"Cole greatly disapproves"

> closes game > unistall all game files > exorcizes the computer > reinstall game > cries a lot > creates new character named ‘ifuckedup’

[dongqu33n-blog]

pretty sure the reason zevran isn’t in inquisition because he dorian and iron bull would be in the biggest flirting circle jerk and it would be too much for others to handle

[becausedragonage]

The resulting explosion caused by an excess of flirt energy would probably take out more of Ferelden then the Blight and Veil tear combined.

[leftforbed]

me: *thinks about Dorian* nice

[redlyriumfenris-deactivated2022]

Dorian: *thinks about Dorian* Nice.

[painted-elf]

How the Advisors in Dragon Age Inquisition Problem Solve

Cullen: Siege engines.

Leliana: MURDER.

Josephine: ... or we could just TALK TO THEM, oh my GOD.

[hyperbali]

OKAY i think i decided on her in-game romance

maybe

i think

[painted-elf]

Nightmare: And you, bastard of a king. You have always left the responsibilities to other people, hiding behind their backs. The Archdemon. The throne of Ferelden. From what will you run away next?

Alistair: *snorts* This is all it got? I heard worse from Morrigan.

[solladin-blog]

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Suspicious friends you have here!

[painted-elf]

I've been on hiatus forever and I'm not sure any of you even remember me, but with the release of Inquisition I just really missed this blog

so this blog is going to be active again

[solaspls]

Having Solas, Iron Bull, and Cole in your party is absolutely priceless, because it literally boils down to:

Solas & Cole: *intense/bizarre discussions about demons/spirits/the Fade*

Iron Bull: jesus christ get me out of here

[cleanplague]

praise the sun

[bloodofelves]

Fenris/Hawke & Anders/Hawke romance similarities

requested by faithgaming

[young-replica]