Kristin

Equine Photographer | Eventer

[equitator]

Summer 2015

[tackroomsandrunways]

[tatedruckerphoto]

the details {by tatedruckerphoto} 

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[painting-the-course]

me: wow I've got a lot of homework. better get on that.

me: *rides 5 horses*

me: you know, the school system really does not allow adequate time to complete wo-

[egberts]

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

[antoniporowski]

This summer I’m gonna get so much done I’m gonna do some traveling, hang out with some old friends, get a summer job, work out and eat healthier, and get ready for my new classes by getting the required books early and studying them. 

June, July & August: 

[hemingay]

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[thighrabanks]

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

[iswearimnotadumbblonde]

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

[vvntheshort-deactivated20220320]

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

[yunagyaru-deactivated20211230]

im going to be this father

[jurnper]

dead

[theweirdwideweb]

[nick-avallone]

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

[nick-avallone]

so i showed my mom the post hahaha 

[galaxy-lives]

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

[ottbs]

festive blueberry 😭💕

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*