The hard knock life of a beautiful teen woman

a lot of pictures of me and my stupid friends but mostly me. I live in a place where ugliness runs rampant!

[whitefratboy]

[paisleycobradpitt]

i don't blog on this anymore because i do what i want and i don't want to do that so. all my posts are on vannawhite.tumblr.com now thanks (you're welcome because honestly I am the one doing the favour here) 

[paisleycobradpitt]

one time I had this really annoying friend and this other idiot friend who practically is a meme and they both thought they were really funny for making fun of me but actually everyone else in the world made fun of them behind their backs for being ugly and lame.  

[paisleycobradpitt]

wow everyone can tell its you when you send anonymous messages to funny high profile blogs that are more popular than yours can you please just get with the program and go to bed???

i think I remember sending an anonymous message to a stupid blog that one of my idiot friends uses to pretend he knows good jokes but I have never sent one to a high profile actually funny blog sorry you must be mistaken :/

[paisleycobradpitt]

these are my favourite quotes now too.

[paisleycobradpitt]

okay i normally don't post sexy pics because I don't like to promote innapropriate images on the web but I can't even lie right now I am heading to a graduation ceremony (and it isn't even mine like that about that for a second and imagine how good I'll look next year yeah) and I am looking super cute it is uncontrolable I feel sort of bad for the girls who are actually graduating because their dates are all going to be asking me to walk down the aisle with them and the girls will have to walk by themselves but honestly what can I do at this point I am a 17 year old beauty queen and everyone knows it. sometimes you just have to roll with the punches ladies, and if you don't then you will be rolling on the ground from MY punches.

[paisleycobradpitt]

THE TIME I TOLD A HILARIOUS JOKE AND NO ONE APPRECIATED IT AGAIN.

today I was in the library and I was sitting with these huge idiots who should have been happy I was even there PLUS i was doing them the honour of being hilarious in their presence, anyway i was being hilarious by taking his stupid chemistry textbook which is really boring obviously and I was circling a bunch of stupid equations and writing "THIS IS SO ME!" and it was so funny but guess what. because they are all idiots they did not even laugh so I laughed enough for the four of us at least and then I thought "you know what for once in her god forsaken life that annoying friend might be useful because she idolizes my every move and she will appreciate this joke" so I went and told her and I even SHOWED HER THE TEXTBOOK and she did not get it, honestly sometimes I don't know why I even bother. 

[paisleycobradpitt]

Sarah Kennedy really is the most beautiful girl in the world and paisley conrad is an idiot :)

[rosencrantzlived-deactivated201]

rachel just left ross

and got on the plane to paris.

i have never felt so empty

[paisleycobradpitt]

UM IT’S CALLED USING THE SPOILER TAG THANKS

[rosencrantzlived-deactivated201]

Stuck in the middle with me by JonahGrindler on Flickr.

[paisleycobradpitt]

who ever this is he is super handsome i bet he would go on a million dates with me and even go to grad with me if I asked 50 times

[paisleycobradpitt]

Don't kill yourself. You're not a "greasy twat." You're a good person with an awesome blog :)

thanks i know :)

[paisleycobradpitt]

You're sucha joke.. Just kill yourself you greasy twat.

sorry I know my url is paisleyconrad but (thank god) i am not the REAL paisley conrad so I think you meant to direct your question to http://rosencrantzlives.tumblr.com/ dont worry about it i was prepared for this to happen i think she gets this all the time

[paisleycobradpitt]

this is my friend she is a model a lot of people tell her she looks like nicole kidman i think she just looks like an idiot to be totally honest.

[paisleycobradpitt]

i am actually gorgeous even when i'm crying I think that is my best talen (my best talent of many because I actually have a lot of best talents)

i think the next time i am trying to get a boyfriend i will start crying in front of him because not only will i look really good I also heard that boys like girls who show right off the bat that they are vulnerable and sensitive :)

[rosencrantzlived-deactivated201]

I ran out of film so we had to use a blackberry

[paisleycobradpitt]

wow you're really good at taking pictures of yourself with a phone it's almost like you've had a few years of practice or something 

lg for once, lg forever.

[paisleycobradpitt]

[paisleycobradpitt]