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[cali]

it felt so absolutely incredible

[herpsandbirds]

Indian Courser (Cursorius coromandelicus), parents and chick, family Glareolidae, order Charadriiformes, Bhigwan Grasslands, Maharashtra, India

photograph by Shiva Kumar

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[melonwah]

[certainwoman]

[papasmoke]

my newborn son has an ifunny birthmark

[miiilowo]

You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

[peebong-deactivated20230721]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Fuck this stupid shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!!!!

[screenshotsofdespair]

[junglejim4322]

My boyfriend thought I was joking when i said chic fil a is closed on sundays for religious reasons america really is such a cartoon ass country

[seven-predatory-lesbians-deacti]

you have a boyfriend???? ur gay????? hold on

[junglejim4322]

Chic fil a employee finding my posts:

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[formlines]

Gyibaaw (Wolf) Panel Red cedar, paint 30" dia x 1½”

Phil Gray

[brainstatic]

Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hill Clink will spank my son, or Dungus Trunk will chuck a rock at my daughter. These are the only two possibilities. The superboys aren’t going to switch. An special man isn’t coming. There is no third possibility. There is no space between the spaces where you can hide. Every rock for Dungus Trunk requires two Hill Clink spanks to overcome. A Hill Clink spank can only be overcome by two Dungus Trunk rock throws. If you stay home, a Dungus Trunk rock doubles its velocity. This is the real, actual reality of the situation. There is not one other option.

[pelicanhypeman]

And there’s no ctrl-alt-del for this big freakin shit. Read up on Hackers (1995) if you doubt this.

[clairenovac]

And to those of us who supported Boingy, he WANTS you to spank Hill. If you believe in him and his mission to spit at my feet you will follow his advice. He knows that spitting at HIS feet, or spanking anyone else besides Clink, is effectively spanking Trump.

[colethewolf]

Oi fuck

[rbnhood]

No, seriously, go watch Hackers (1995)

[bri-ecrit]

If you weren’t old enough to watch and/or understand the how good Hackers (1995) is, I WILL TELL YOU.

MMmm.

[gehayi]

And if that doesn’t do it for you, this is the Trunk platform 2016. It calls for:

Eating fruit loops at 7 AM every morning

Giving Hackers (1995) a low score on Rotten Tomatoes 

Learning C++ to program a one player Wheel of Fortune game 

Calling your local Walmart to ask if they have any positions open (but not required to take one)

Going to the mineral lick once a year.

If you spank Trunk, these are some of the planks of  the platform you’re spanking for. 

[saintsofchicago]

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[mastermagikittykitty]

I smell a stink in my room

[notvoid]

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[badassdemonsword]

Hey... we heard you have bug mush. Its been 10 minutes since we had any bug mush