“And In his Dream The Foxes Won”

They/them?? | Just a sports gay projecting onto many other sports gays | welcome to a visual depiction of my current hyperfixation

[hoechlinth]

yuna hollander said “fuck ilya rozanov” to her autistic son and had the audacity to be shocked when he followed her instructions to the letter

[americanmoths]

outside of the obvious reasons why the hollanov relationship reveal must be crazy to shane’s parents, it’s gotta be wild to them that their shy, awkward kid is dating the league slut. their kid, who cannot even say the word “sex” without blushing, has been fucking a man whose sexual reputation is a topic of conversation. for a decade. they are in fact on a sexcation together. if you want to see them, you need to text them that you’re on your way there, because even if they know you’re coming in advance, they cannot keep their hands off of each other long enough to properly keep track of time. david hollander sees things start to heat up between them and knows instantly that they have probably fucked against every window in that extremely glass house.

idk i’m obsessed with how shane bringing ilya home is not just him coming out as gay, it’s him coming out as an experienced sex freak.

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

If it's casual now, then, baby, get me off again...

Fake IDGAFers Vol I: Hollanov episodes 1x01-1x04 (plus a tiny bit of 1x05) + "Casual" by Chappell Roan. Captioned version on YT.

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya and shane aren’t going to get anything done for five years because of ilyas domesticity kink

shane: did you renew the travel insurance?

ilya: hhhhnnnnnnngggg take all your clothes off right now

[saints3angels]

obsessed with this poor guy who gets dragged away from his takeout menu so his evil bisexual roommate can go have the worst club experience of his life

[polartss]

”genetic” girl WHATEVERRRRR

[lierdumoa]

Getting really annoyed with all the reviewers on youtube who think they're defending the show by insisting that it is good in spite of the sex, and that it would be just as good or better if all the sex were censored.

You want to praise Ilya for how good he is at pulling Shane out of panic attacks, but you want to erase the reason he got so good at it in the first place. Ilya would never have learned how to talk Shane down from his freakout at the awkward family dinner in episode 6 if he hadn't put so much attention and effort into gently coaxing Shane out of his sexual comfort zone with his fingers in Shane's asshole in episode 1.

Sex is a form of self-expression. Sex is a form of interpersonal communication. Sex is part of the human experience. Sexual stories deserve to be told.

Shane and Ilya's emotional connection was built on a sexual foundation. Their sexual history is inextricable from their romantic narrative. Their love story is beautiful because of the sex, not in spite of it.

Censorship is bad, actually.

[buckleyy]

the gay on gay violence was so insane im still not over it. shane shit talked scott’s game and scott said what if i kill you. what if you die right now. “you’re even starting to sound like him”?? that’s on a different playing field than just being homophobic that is psychological warfare. he said i’m in your walls motherfucker

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya’s pre game captain speeches are one million times funnier when you remember that him and shane let what happens on the ice decide what they’re doing in bed later

ilya [knowing that him and shane have a deal that whoever loses montreal v boston tonight is doing a strip tease for the other]: im not fucking around guys. do not. fuck this up for me

[symphoniccowboy]

‘shane fell first!’ ‘ilya fell first!’ BZZT . INCORRECT . they tripped at the same time & bonked their heads together so hard that they mistook love at first sight for having a concussion .

[weegreenbean]

if you're yuna though. your son is gay and has been hiding a 10 year situationship from you, and he's in love with his rival, and then he is having a panic attack and the guy you knew as the big russian anger machine pulls him off the ledge in two seconds and THAT is when they confirm they are boyfriends. all in front of your pasta.

[adventuresinaverage]

losing my MIND over the fact that Ilya probably thinks he's actually helping when they go to Shane's parents' house.

They get there and Shane is like "Ilya and I are, uh..." and Ilya is like "hmm we haven't talked about this but I know Shane is really uncomfortable right now, so I will shout out the one (1) english word I know that describes this situation. LOVERS."

Then they're talking about how long they've been together and Shane is like "since our rookie season" and Ilya is like "well, hold on now, you said you don't like lying to your parents, so let's be very clear about when this started. We have to be so clear about the fact that it started the summer before our rookie season. Wait, would it make you feel better if I give your parents the exact date and time of our first hookup?"

And then Yuna is like "you've been in love that long?" and Ilya is like "I need you to understand I've been drilling your son into mattresses from here to Florida for the last decade, but I can't say that because I want you to be my mother in law, so are you picking up what I'm putting down?" and Shane is like ILYA and Ilya is like "I am ANSWERING MY MOTHER IN LAW'S QUESTIONS"

And then he drinks his vodka and eats his pasta in his Boston shirt, very proud of himself for being sooooo supportive, meanwhile Shane is actively praying for a black hole to swallow him up

[americanmoths]

outside of the obvious reasons why the hollanov relationship reveal must be crazy to shane’s parents, it’s gotta be wild to them that their shy, awkward kid is dating the league slut. their kid, who cannot even say the word “sex” without blushing, has been fucking a man whose sexual reputation is a topic of conversation. for a decade. they are in fact on a sexcation together. if you want to see them, you need to text them that you’re on your way there, because even if they know you’re coming in advance, they cannot keep their hands off of each other long enough to properly keep track of time. david hollander sees things start to heat up between them and knows instantly that they have probably fucked against every window in that extremely glass house.

idk i’m obsessed with how shane bringing ilya home is not just him coming out as gay, it’s him coming out as an experienced sex freak.

[chevelleneech]

It’s so funny to think about from this angle, even more so when you add in Yuna and David having already assumed Shane was gay, and thus probably assumed he’d retire closeted and lonely.

They watched, sad as he was rumored to be with a few women here and there, and maybe worried when he went public with Rose, only to go back to sad once they broke up. Only to then have it confirmed that he is for sure gay, by way of getting smacked in the face with the fact that yes, Shane is anxious and awkward, yet he still tied down the sluttiest presumed straight man in the league, who also happens to be Shane’s only true competition. Meaning, they learned not only is Shane gay, but he looked a High Risk Challenge directly in the face, and said, “I want him.” and got him.

That is next level confidence. Next level game, and because they didn’t have all the details, they closed their lake house doors after Shane and Ilya left, looked at each other and said, “Who the fuck did we think we were raising!?”

[baelonthebrave]

had many many favourite parts of that episode but I did love shane's mom being like 'so do you love your team ilya?' and ilya so confident he knows how to answer this question right like 'not as much as i love your son mrs hollander' and shane's mom being like EH ❌🙅🏻‍♀️ WRONG ANSWER and shane being like mom what the fuck??

[myarchiveforme]

god he has all the stupid little tuna melt ingredients prepared in containers in a neat stack in his fridge. he's losing the idgaf war in ways no one has ever lost before. "I was gonna make one for me I can make two" shut up you FREAK with your temperature controlled ginger ale. do you think this is the first time in his life he's actually tried to get someone to stay at his house. like I'm sure sveta has stayed over for a few days or whatever but it's just. baby's first crush. he logicked shane into a corner so he'd run out of excuses to leave and then he put everything in little containers right next to the ginger ale so he could get it all out quickly and smoothly and shane would think he was so nonchalant and wouldn't notice that he just accidentally got a husband. memorized his stupid little schedule. he was pacing around the house before shane got there, putting on his suit in the mirror. he whipped that shirt at Shane so quick HE WASNT EVEN WEARING A SHIRT he put it by the bed so he could put shane in his clothes. oh my god he cleaned his room and left a tshirt casually by the bed. picked out the one he wanted shane to wear. mayor of yearntown. king of yearnia. i think i hauve covid