screaming & memeing

little did i know that i didnt know little

[goofstep]

everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes

[bisexual-lemon1]

How are you aware there are nude breasts on the television unless the light has hit your eyes

[that-house]

A true warrior is always aware of their surroundings

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Me at the clinic getting my testosterone prescription: I'm only doing this so I can do the mettaton oh yes voice

Dr Gender: Because of SJWs I have no choice but to comply

[socialmaya]

[ammoknight-deactivated20180807]

splatoon characters react to you being infertile~

mr grizz:

[roaminromans]

[redshifting]

[redshifting]

btw

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I’m a reliable narrator. You can trust me

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

ratemyprofessors.com

quality 5.0 difficulty 4.0 One of the BEST professors I’ve ever had the pleasure of being in a class with. Sure the assignments may be tough, but if you’re willing to study and put in the HARD WORK to do things right, he will reward you!

quality 1.0 difficulty 5.0 this guy literally gave me my term paper back with a bite taken out of it

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

[bgm05]

[escapistiest]

[anxietyproblem]

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[weirdness-is-good]

[runcibility]

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

[the-orc]

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

[onceiwashere]

you criticize her, but before taylor swift had her private jet she used to ride a horse everywhere and when she reached her destination one of her personal assistants would shoot the horse point blank in the head. she did this hundreds of times, if not thousands

[torterragarden]

Remember when Gollum told Sam to give it to him raw

[mariaalenkoshepard]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

theres some queerbaiting thats like cask of amantillado levels of deception where i almost pity the fool who has been caught but then theres queerbaiting thats like a block of cheese under a box propped up by a stick and i think if you fall for that kind you deserved it maybe

[piesandswords]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[nericurls]

Lemme just add this in here real quick