mmmm....bones....

[paleontology-offical]

Most official seems to have one soooo

Intro!

Please read/skim!

Pronouns: he/him/xe/xer/that/thats/moth/gummy/shark/sprinkle/

U can call me paleontology or spacey

(I have more but y'all don't want to hear that)

Fyi it may take me a bit to get to your ask I have school and I do a lot of art/painting in my free time I promise I will get to your ask!!

This was made bcz the official verse is cool and I needed somewhere to rant about paleontology

Moots: @neptunic-offical @dinosaur-offical

@i-am-a-fox

SEND ME ASKS I BEG OF YOUUU

I freaking love asks!!!

Asks are open! I am willing to put a lot of effort into researching anything paleontology related(asks aren't only for paleontology I'll answer other stuff) I'll also answer archeology questions.

U can also ask stuff abt mod idk why u would tho?

I do research (with Wikipedia mostly but still) BUT PALEONTOLOGY IS VERY CONFUSING. There is stuff that is constantly being changed and updated and becoming invalid and valid(damn you bones war!) So please take my info with a grain of salt:( I literally am just a person with way to much time and a love for paleontology. If I get something wrong I sincerely apologize. If I say the only species of [blank] I mean the only species we know of(though I normally state that in post better safe then sorry)

I got an ask to rate a character and that was fun. Do that. Ask me abt dino characters.

Tags

#palentolgy talks: just me saying stuff

#palentolgy answers: me responding to answers

# paleontology is confused as hell: I'm confused... Someone save me from the confusion

#paleontolgy does art: for my art stuff

If I start using more I'll add them but these are the ones I have

Dni:

Anti-lesboy! (I am lesboy)

Anti-alterhuman! (INCLUDING PHYSICAL ALTER HUMANS THEY ARE VALID)

Anti-neogender/xenogender!

And then normal bad stuff yk.

A bit abt mod ig?

I have a phobia of butterfly's yet LOVE moths

I hate ai. Like HATE ai. You will not catch me dead asking ai something.

I do art and post that here sometimes when I'm proud of it!

I'm bad with people and unfortunately my social awkwardness is just as bad online. If I miss a social queue please forgive me...

I'm dyslexic so my spelling may be a little.... Iffy (God awful)

Please be respectful!

(Mod is a minor! Don't be weird!)

Idk what else to put here...

[strangestcase]

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

[bleu-guacamole]

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

[the-sassy-composer]

"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-

...nevermind

[wigmund]

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

[mossyforestfox]

Dinosaurs are supposedly extinct but i saw three of em on my dash yesterday so that cant possibly be right

[kelcipher]

[legojackmanz]

It’s orange if you say anything else I’m killing a hostage

[killer-offical]

with some blue accents. its orange with some small blue accents

[spicy-gummy-crocodiles-offical]

orange but its more yellow than red

[evilpineapple-offical]

Slightly desaturated orange. It’s the same colour as Autumn

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

August??? No it's sky blue and light warm white the fuck y'all talking about?

[42autisticfrogs]

it's obviously an orangy red

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

That's fucking September

[paleontology-offical]

I'm not neurodivergent but it's like this orange

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

old gods are waking

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idea:

[day-time-dream]

[paleontology-offical]

It's the

cambrian explosion

[kitkenk]

14 year old me: i sure wish i were the opposite gender haha right

dinosaur friend: grrrrr raaaa!! 🦖grr!!!graarrrr

[indominus-offical]

mrrrrmrrrr

[paleontology-offical]

wow....a revolutionary discorvery of what sound an indominus makes....

[astronaut-offical]

My spirit animal is a pterodactyl.

*screech*

[elsa707]

But if I'm ruined, then I'm ruined and in love.

If you're evil, be evil in love.

Touch Grass by Penelope Scott

[queer-offical]

lowkey in the mood to make big statues of two gods named Yaoi and Yuri only to fuck with future archeologists

[weirdo-offical]

when the words don’t word resort to pterodactyl noises

[paleontology-offical]

Eats your specimens

-rexy

My specimens! Rexy why would you do this to me!

[spinosaurus-offical]

Hey or whatever.

|ㄒ丂 |几 ㄒ卄乇 山卂ㄒ乇尺

Call me asset 87, or spino. I don’t care.

He/she/they

I no like : @ingen-offical @henry-wu-offical

These mah buds: @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical @indominus-offical @indoraptor-offical @compy-offical @raptors-offical @titanoboa-offical

Eh their alright: @jurassic-park-ofc

Likes finding my ancestry: @paleontology-offical

One of my kind: @dinosaur-offical

[paleontology-offical]

I enjoy looking at your B o n e s.....

Anyway hi!!

[ocean-isopod-offical]

Make your decisions very carefully…

[indominus-offical]

Yo can everyone shut up and stop roaring I'm trying to sleep.

[paleontology-offical]

Rawr

[fay-offical]

Chat I'm doing a poll now (yes I'm aware these all look practically the same)

Uhm you've got like. 4 hours or sum.

WHICH OF THESE LOOKS THE BEST

top left

top right

bottom left

bottom right

Voting ended onAug 6