The Queen has Conquered.

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. [Independent Prototyped PM RP blog; Canon divergent, information located below.]

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I’ve been informed that telling someone to ‘beat me over the head with a newspaper if I forget to check back in online for an extended period of time’ is not the best way to go about maintaining an online presence.

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Thank whatever ethereal beings there might be for what I can only assume is the end of Jack needlessly badgering me.

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Have you ever just. Thought to yourself and said ‘I don’t deserve all of these porn bot followers’.

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there are literally tears in my eyes right now

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Why would I waste time dicking around without immediately calling you out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZdOMlWAKTs

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Put your pants back on.

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ftr this is an rp blog im sorry @ anyone who followed b/c of the fusion meme ))

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Wh.

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I’m beauty, I’m grace, I’m.

Also a dog.

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It’s ready!!

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send one for a kind gesture;

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♖ comforting after a nightmare ♘ kiss on the forehead ♣ wiping away tears ♝ holding hands ♡ hugging ♦ picking up your character ♤ bathing your character ♠ my muse taking care of your muse when their sick ♛ shoulder rubs ☮ stroking/ruffling hair ▽ patting/rubbing their back ☽ dressing your character ☺ my muse helping your muse fall asleep ❮ my muse comforting your muse as they grieve ♋  my muse fixing your muse something to eat ✍ my muse  teaching your muse ∞ my muse reading to your muse  ♒ my muse giving yours a message

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shiro, softly: I wasn’t bready

SO MANY PEOPLE MAKE THIS JOKE ABOUT MY URL SO here we are

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It’s midnight and the person I’m commissioning decided to call and update me on their progress because we both know I never sleep until I can see the sun starting to rise. 

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prepare yourselves, i’m back in full force, and this time? i’ve got memes.

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u know you’d think i’d make better use of all these meme blogs (bless riflesquiddle... u the mvp....) but i just spent the better half of the last hour debating on whether or not i should reblog a shrek quote starter meme

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aaaAAAAAAA

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@riflesquiddle that would be super great, if you’re able to! I appreciate it a ton.

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i kinda want to start doing?? starter based threads but god knows my formatting know-how is comprised of shaking a bag of cashews at my keyboard until something semi-appealing comes out