Captain Peroxide And The Boys

Makore 🕊Capricorn

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

let’s give it tf up for cat lesbians

YEAH BABEY!

[lord-kitschener]

[edgebug]

cat sounds, rated

mrow?: inquisitive. timeless. succinct and to the point. 8/10

purr: is there anything better? 10/10

silent judgement: not a cat sound. does not count. 0/10

mow-wow-wow!: exuberant. joyful. a frank delight. you should be so lucky as to hear this cat sound on a regular basis. 9/10

AAAAAAAA: obnoxious. loud. why is my tiny bastard screaming? 3/10

rrrrrrrrrrrrr!: your cat is angry. this is a bad cat sound, but ultimately necessary so that you understand their displeasure. 5/10

mrrrp: cat activation noise. melodic. flawless vibrato. short and sweet. 9/10

the classic yodel: everyone loves a good yodel. shows off your cat’s vocal range. emotional. plaintive yet hopeful. showstopping. 8.5/10

the classic yodel after 1 AM: no!!!!!!!! -10000/10

[awina-deactivated20200416]

[paprika]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[fortjester]

[doodlepearl]

Life imitates art

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

the smell of sleeping with the window open

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee

[nyawave]

Hey cid this is a post

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

I then proceed to smack the clown’s ass, giving off a loud distinct honk that’s only heard when clapping the ass cheek of a clown in heat

[evanfromgeometry]

hey you just made me read the phrase clown in heat so I’m gonna be needing financial compensation

[dollie-dearest]

i just watched a guy fuck a girl real hard and mid-choke he kissed her forehead i want to be loved like that wtf

[brimalandro]

leonardo dicaprio really gets on my damn nerves always actin dry af in all of his interviews but be partyin with 2 chainz and doin the most off the wall shit in all of his candids. like he’s one of those people at work you just assume is boring and lame until you actually start talking to them and find out they used to be in the mobb 

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[solaceon]

Reblog for Pepsi printer ink

[catpocalyptic]

fav boys from the IT movie !

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[pallisades]

me, drinking my second cup of coffee at one am: “It’s called Little Shop of Horrors and it’s about Capitalism and Vore.”

[merrymidlight]

[fazitenenbaum]

Like how art repainted by different artists. Beautiful

[medusabraids]

alt j: dnisisnsijjssji sbianisnis hold me on top of your tiny horse and devour me like a lozenge 

me: 

[raichuus]

ig: uun.a