Just A Humor Blog

Hello, I'm Maddy (she/her) and these are some things that I like [*constantly obsesses over little things that don't matter*]

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[kidzone]

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

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This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.

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“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[catchymemes]

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[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

[samstarium]

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

[babyanimalgifs]

How are penguins not extinct?

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I am in tears omg

[dremoranightmares]

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

[boomboxgod]

Clumsy pillows

[siriussly-serious]

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

[phunderplonics]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

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why’d you get banned?

[phunderplonics]

touched the rat

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what rat

[phunderplonics]

chunky cheese

[stability]

[nick-avallone]

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

[nick-avallone]

so i showed my mom the post hahaha 

[galaxy-lives]

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

[make--it--gayer]

this is a true ally 

[collegiate-confession]

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

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i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

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[officialpigeon]

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[cmyknoise]

a gem, this is a god damn gem

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

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You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[theseancequeen]

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

[stephrc79]

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

[deejay]

What’s the mood today?

[ruinedchildhood]

[starwarsgraphictee]

Hulu or Netflix will pick it up.

[deejay]

https://mobile.twitter.com/NetflixLifee/status/994694325383512064?s=09

[deejay]

@netflix