Mostly Harmless

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[anakinisvaderisanakin]

Some of my favourite behind the scenes photos from the making of the prequel trilogy.

BONUS:

[alexromero]

Gillian. Do you love her? Of course, I do, darling. Of course, I love her.

[mariathorpearchive]

but i don’t want to create the specific content that i would like to see

[lindirs-gaze]

if you’ve ever handled a cast iron pan you know those mfs are heavy as hell. and here’s sam swinging it around taking out any orc in his path. we talk about giving merry and pippin a gun but where’s the appreciation for SAM’S guns

[penny-anna]

#the fandoms silence on samwise gamgee’s buff arms is deafening

[systlin]

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

[systlin]

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

[tjdruid]

[purpl3padl0ck]

I have been looking for this

[rosslynpaladin]

Cathar vision. Long rifle. Lead projectiles. *humming to self*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[swan2swan]

We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

[sniperct]

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo

[nervousspacerobot]

[rogueone]

[normal-horoscopes]

I just finished LOTR

Men of Rohan: The glories of war are only a means to an end. All I desire is the saftey of my people and peace for my country.

Eowyn: I want to murder orcs so badly it is making me physically ill.

[normal-horoscopes]

Eowyn, while holding Faramir’s hand and making eye contact with him: I am in love with a noble, strong, wise, but most of all kind man.

Faramir, nodding: Who wouldnt fall in love with Aragorn.

[normal-horoscopes]

Also, this isnt like a fun headcannon this is damn near a quotation. Eowyn was literally holding the dudes hands and staring into his eyes professing her love and the dumbass thought she was talking about Aragorn. He responded along the lines of “But Aragorn wont be back from the black gate for like a week, so in the meantime its nice to hang out and just look at how pretty you are”

I know its a meme but they really are the epitome of “Couple that shares one collective brain cell”

[normal-horoscopes]

Glaladriel: Aragorn why are there orcs in lothlorien who have you brought me this time I swear to god if you keep dragging trouble in- *she turns and sees the four hobbits, dwarf, and baby elf*

Galadriel: Nevermind I love them have some presents. 

Galadriel holding Gimli by the armpits: Babie..

[normal-horoscopes]

Gandalf: *Accidentally knocks over a glass of milk*

Gandalf: …

Gandalf: Somehow I am certain this is Peregrin Took’s fault.

[normal-horoscopes]

Hobbit Cop: You leave me no choice but to arrest you Samwise “Big Dick” Gamgee: Lol do it then

[normal-horoscopes]

Aragorn: We come to speak on beha-

Sauron’s Emmissary: I am very evil

Aragorn: Okay. Well, we come to nego-

Sauron’s Emmissary: I would totally kick your ass if my boss would let me

Aragorn: Look we-

Sauron’s Emmissary: Im so evil I don’t even have lips anymore

[lievecomeneve]

grogu sending SOS’s through the force: [please send help] [my dad and i need help] [if there’s jedi listening] [my dad is very caring] [he’s fighting imperials] [but he can’t keep holding them off] [even if he could totally kick their ass] [he’s been protecting me so much] [he’s afraid of nothing] [he’s also very strong] [won the super darksword] [from evil gideon] [with a stick] [so strong] [so brave] [took out a sand dragon] [on his own] [he’s a real warrior] [big armor] [tough] [so badass] [big hard armor] [but he’s lonely] [lonely warrior dad] [also single] [did i mention big armor?] [please jedi] [dad needs you]

luke, grabbing the tightest Gucci pants he owns: I’m on my way

[dykerory]

the scene in hellboy (2004) when hellboy is telling liz he wishes he could do something about "all of this" *gestures vaguely to his face* but all the while he is shirtless and utterly jacked is SO funny to me. real twilight "this is the skin of a KILLER BELLA"

[dykerory]

like wow that certainly seems like a woman who's sacrificing superficiality in order to be with the man she loves. what hardship. what struggle.

[dykerory]

this is clearly from the same shoot and also extremely funny. local couple prepares 4 cyberpunk convention: husband adamant that shirtless with a leather duster is what's cool

[dykerory]

"god babe sorry I'm huge and hot and red and jacked as all shit and only wear slutty black leather :(" -makenzie @batmanisagatewaydrug

[cinematv]

#we love one sassy droid

[jaubaius]

Sounds like most Chihuahuas and I would bet a prior Chihuahua owner would take him.

[servicedoodle]

He doesn’t sound that much different than Chis I’ve had before 🤷‍♀️ If I had room I’d take a dog like that

[blackpyrefly]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[uzmashroom]

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

[furrama]

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

[kabaks]

we really do always win

[caps-clever-girl]

no doctor who moment will EVER top donna being completely fucking oblivious to the god-knows how many alien invasions and threats that cropped up on earth over the past like 5 years, the doctor is going through a dozen simultaneous aneurysms trying to comprehend how one woman has missed every single fuckin thing - sycorax and slitheen and robot santas and autons - and donna’s just like ‘i was busy.’

[aphony-cree]

And the most amazing Doctor Who glow up was when she taught herself to sniff out alien activity so well that she literally bumped into the Doctor because a new diet company seemed iffy in a way that was slightly different from all the other iffy diet companies

[rogueone]

Why did you hate your father, give me an honest answer. You had a father who loved you! Who gave a damn about you!

[jokin-around]

Headcannon that batman is actually really funny but every time he thinks of a joke it reminds him of joker and he just makes himself angry