Pan With No Plan

Any pronouns I do art sometimes Queer as fuck Really just a massive fucking nerd

[pan-with-a-nonexistent-plan]

Hey! You can call me Pan!

Literally use any pronouns; I promise I don’t have a preference

I am:

Panromantic and also a romantic in general

A burnt-out gifted kid

So into books, guys

An artist who dabbles in a few different mediums with various levels of quality

I will ramble about:

The Dan Cooper plane hijacking, Good Omens, The Pitt, They Might Be Giants, Arcane (the JayVik tags on AO3 are my second home), Brooklyn 99, Parks and Recreation (Leslie Knope is my spirit animal), Red White and Royal Blue (the book, primarily), This Is How You Lose The Time War (this book is a fucking masterpiece), Katabasis (this book is the best depiction of gifted kids ever, change my mind), Shoot From The Hip (kinda niche, but if anyone is going to know about the british improv boys who kiss a lot, it’s Tumblr), Project Hail Mary (my newest hyperfixation), Our Flag Means Death, and just theatre and musicals in general✨

Feel free to slide into my ask box about literally anything, I just love to talk!

[particlelady]

Thought for today: it makes me sad that JL thinks that "almost nobody" cares about the music theory side of things. Like... does he even know the TMBG fan base? There are *definitely* a large number of music theory nerds (I use the term proudly) out here being happy and appreciative.

[microwavedalastair]

TMBG really is the band for nerdy people who are probably some flavor of neurodivergent and I can't counter that considering I am very neurodivergent. This is in addition to my description of the band as being "for the people who are depressed and tired of being depressed about how everything sucks and instead want to be cheerful and gleefully irreverent about how things suck".

[sakana-no-yama]

[yours-troubadourly]

In the octopod straight up "sounding it" . and by "it" , haha, well. Let's justr say. The octoalert.

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[duketod]

[duketod]

[tendebill]

grace & rocky hug in zero-g <3

(no-xenonite version under the cut!)

[renzilla-exists]

coming online as someone who liked the finale

[pan-with-a-nonexistent-plan]

I am a logical man (gender neutral) and so I understand that two conflicting realities cannot exist at once. We can contemplate all we want, but, in the end, Schrödinger’s cat must be either alive, or dead.

However

I believe strongly that:

A) Ryland Grace is our AroAce king.

B) Ryland Grace can be in a romantic relationship with Markiplier.

Both are true at once and I will be taking zero notes on the matter.

[pan-with-a-nonexistent-plan]

OH MY HOLY SHIT I JUST WATCHED GO3

Emotional roller coaster but honestly I feel quite fulfilled!

Eternal thanks to @reveand for matching my energy the whole way through and screaming with me every 10 seconds for the last 20 minutes or so. You’re a fucking real one and we are both massive nerds.

[stealingpotatoes]

happy mermay to this beautiful mermai-- what do you mean that's a seal. that's literally a mermaid look at her

(links // tip jar!)

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[thelongestway]

Counterpoint: an enchanted and whimsical castle

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Stratt is the funniest bitch in the project on purpose. When she makes a joke she 100% meant to do that and she knows that it's the funniest shit ever, even if everyone is too intimidated to laugh.

Grace is the funniest bitch in the project by accident. He's used to being around kids so he's forgotten that filters are a thing and just says the first, dumbest joke that pops into his head. He has no control over it. Nobody makes him feel bad about it because they're afraid of what Stratt will do if they hurt his feelings.

Rocky is the funniest bitch on the Hail Mary because he's been alone in space for years and has probably gone insane, sane, and then insane again. He's 10-20% worried that Grace is just a vivid hallucination and treats him accordingly.

[vavoom-sorted-art]

Countdown to the Finale: 09 - A Bench

Only days left until the finale airs, so I'm making daily sketches (based on your requests) leading up to it!

My requests are open to ALL paid members, and you still have time to request something HERE!

[pan-with-a-nonexistent-plan]

This is so delightfully comforting. I really need the finale to include just a really nice solid hug. They deserve it

[thefrogginbullfish]

[pan-with-a-nonexistent-plan]

HOLY SHIT I JUST WATCHED PROJECT HAIL MARY AND I AM A CHANGED MAN

Here’s a little warning in case your friend, like mine has tried to get you to watch this movie: there are multiple points throughout this movie that you will want to (and indeed may) call them a bitch for what they are putting you through. This is valid and understandable. You should still watch the movie. It’s really fucking good.